cooter face

1. One whose facial features resemble a vagina. Big lips, a hairy upper lip, and an awkwardly placed/small nose. This is cooter face.

2. A rather obscure term of endearment.

3. An insulting word meant to offend the faint-of-heart.

1. God, Andy is a sweaty cooter face.

2. I love you, cooter face. Will you bake me a pie?

3. Fuck that, cooterface!

by Geoffrey N December 26, 2008

Winter of dick's content

1. (n.) A period during which sexual intercourse is freely available; sometimes used with a male personal pronoun i.e. 'winter of my/his dick's content'.

Derives from the so-called 'winter of discontent' in 1978/9 when then Prime Minister of England, James Callaghan, was perceived as having let trade union negotiations break down.

'I've just met this new girl. Total nymph: wants to do it in the Folk Music section at HMV. Now is definitely the winter of my dick's content'.

'God, I just got back from hers. Is there any ice in the freezer? It may be the winter of my dick's content but I'm as sore as a sailor in a nunnery'.

by J-Dubya December 1, 2003

cooter

1: Female genitals.
2: A dim witted or stupid person hailing from a rural area. See: Redneck

So I go to the store, and this dumb cooter was in line in front of me buying four cases of chewing tobacco.

by snabald July 13, 2003

Cooter Scooter

When your getting your girlfriend from behind, tell her to wrap her legs around you leading her to believe your going to let her do a reverse cowgirl, when to her surprise you get up with your dick inside her start walking forward and make her start walk forward on her hands and see how long you can walk her around with you in her!

Man I gave my girlfriend a good Cooter Scooter last night, I scooted her around for at least 5 minutes be fore she could stop herself!

by 1984 Dominator October 8, 2006

cooters

Plural of "Cooter", or numerous vaginas all specified in their entirety.

All them chicks got some skanky cooters!

by muntumbomo klick May 17, 2006

Cooter

a vaginal crevice

Wow, I would really like to put my finger in her cooter.

I would really like to please that cooter of yours as long as your bum doesn't erupt with gaseous explosions!

by Jeffman March 14, 2003

cooter

The town mechanic on the Dukes of Hazzard

Cooter was working on the General Lee all day.

by Dan Foster June 18, 2003