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A select variation of footwear precisely Jordan, Nike, and Adidas, footwear a male of ghetto ethnicity would acquire and use for his everyday apparel.
Look at that home-boy breaking down the stanky leg for his crew, yea he is reppin some fresh coon steps
by hood da milkman February 16, 2011
when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.
John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.
by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023
Your friend, but he happens to be a major fuck face. You are sometimes embarrassed to be associated with him, but you love the guy regardless of his fuck facery.
Holy fuck boys, I was out with Shane the other night and he was such a god damn Coon Fisher that I had to make an excuse to go home. Fuckin love the guy though.
by cap'nsparks January 07, 2018
by DaRussianBadger June 25, 2017
The cowboy coon is a erotic act of pleasure between 2 men and a rabid raccoon
Male 1 uses the raccoon to widen his anus for male 2 to get to pound town ( the raccoon is put into a cage and forced to watch the active war crime)
Male 1 uses the raccoon to widen his anus for male 2 to get to pound town ( the raccoon is put into a cage and forced to watch the active war crime)
I want to cowboy coon you
by game_takers1 April 29, 2023
The cowboy coon first appeared on (Ram ranch) it is a sexual act where a man sticks a rabid raccoon in his anus leting it run wild. also this pleasure full event expands the (hole) for a male partner
by game_takers1 April 29, 2023