sewer coon

A girl so disgusting you wouldn't touch her with a 30 foot pole for fear of getting mange or rabies.

Downtown was beat last night. After 1am it was just sewer coons and we had to get the hell out of there.

by Bassman12748 May 20, 2017

coon lord

The almighty lord of the coons

All hail the mighty coon lord

by Manwingo November 27, 2017

douche coon

A country person who is a complete idiot aka redneck

Hey Gavin did you know Sam is a total douche coon?

by VolcomStarz May 27, 2017

Cowboy coon

The cowboy coon first appeared on (Ram ranch) it is a sexual act where a man sticks a rabid raccoon in his anus leting it run wild. also this pleasure full event expands the (hole) for a male partner

Me and my bros (alex) and (joe) cowboy cooned

by game_takers1 April 28, 2023

White coon

A white person who helps another race instead of his own.

That white coon rather help blacks then his own people.

by White coon October 4, 2023

Coon Fisher

Your friend, but he happens to be a major fuck face. You are sometimes embarrassed to be associated with him, but you love the guy regardless of his fuck facery.

Holy fuck boys, I was out with Shane the other night and he was such a god damn Coon Fisher that I had to make an excuse to go home. Fuckin love the guy though.

by cap'nsparks January 7, 2018

alessandra coons

The sexiest most attractive woman god has put on the plant!!! All boys fall in love with her . She is the coolest friend you could ask for!

I love her she is... Alessandra Coons

by Isabella vestbie February 23, 2017