by ;kljasfk;sdanco;iweolianf; January 06, 2010
Yeah those little fuckers kept rummaging through my trash cans. Picked em’ off with an air rifle and now I got some fresh coon-tails.
by Barry B. Buttsauce September 24, 2021
A sexual act where a person wearing eye make up performs fillatio on a male partner in the shower causing their makeup to run resembling a raccoon.
by LivThrowsBabies November 19, 2015
A white person who prefers to sleep with women of african descent, especially those that represent the cultural stereotype associated with them.
Hey man , wanna hit some beach bars with us tonight?
I will but my roomate is hitting up the hood club, he is a freaking coon poler.
I will but my roomate is hitting up the hood club, he is a freaking coon poler.
by Keisha Lemanjelo November 27, 2011
by Thystle April 26, 2021
when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.
John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.
by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023
Your friend, but he happens to be a major fuck face. You are sometimes embarrassed to be associated with him, but you love the guy regardless of his fuck facery.
Holy fuck boys, I was out with Shane the other night and he was such a god damn Coon Fisher that I had to make an excuse to go home. Fuckin love the guy though.
by cap'nsparks January 07, 2018