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connecting

An associaion and liasion with an online buddy.
I'm connecting one way with my yahoo buddy.
by Hercolena Oliver October 17, 2008
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ConnectXP

A killer of dreams for students at Concord High School, located in Concord, NH. ConnectXP allows parents of students to access up-to-date information on their child's grades at any moment. This program was supposed to "increase involvement between the parents and the school," but all it has succeeded in doing is increasing the hostility between parents and their children, as the children argue about why they failed one or more classes. The launching of ConnectXP was the death of liberty.
Innocent Child: Mother and father, I would like to go see a film with my peers tonight. Is this permitted?

Dad: Don't think so, bud. Not after failing the Bio 2 test.

Innocent Child: Damn you, ConnectXP.
by PTxPrimus March 11, 2008
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Confection Oven

An oven that uses a lightbulb to try and bake sweet treats.
Why the hell am I waiting 20 minutes for this confection oven to cook a 1 centimeter thick brownie?!
by bigmablelarlar February 23, 2009
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Contact Juggling

also known as orb rolling, sphereplay, sperical balancing, etc. is the act of juggling with fushigi balls (or other balls for that matter).
That bitch did some crazy ass contact juggling on my nuts last night!
by ADL Motorboater December 1, 2010
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Dike Connector

An a RJ45 socket which allows you to plug in two male ends together back to back to make one whole wire.
This wire run is too short, get the dike connector so we can make this work with out re-running a whole new wire.
by Jason Anderson April 21, 2004
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The Eye Contact Rule

The Eye Contact Rule is simple. If one finds that they are engaging in a homosexual act, as long as they don't make eye contact it isn't gay.
Friend 1: Bro did you suck his dick?

Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit

Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.

Or

"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."
by PeboMan April 18, 2017
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error 503 connection timed out

error 503 connection timed out
guy: darn, urban dictionary timed out, now I'll never know what parswadim means
by icanttype May 4, 2018
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