Pen condom 

The little glue or plastic that comes on newly bought pens to preserve it's freshness.

I like to play with the pen condom.

Pen condom by Jarren is Sexy September 27, 2010

laptop condom 

Those rubbery sleeves people use to protect their laptops with.

It's a good thing my roommate's laptop was wearing a condom, or things could have gotten pretty sticky last night.

My laptop wears a pink condom.

He said he wanted to get a laptop condom to protect his case from getting scratched, but we all knew why he really needed one.

laptop condom by the prince of retardia October 5, 2010

boxer condom 

When boxers are used as a preventative measure of transmitting STD's. Typical use would consist of the latex-ed penis erecting out of the boxer briefs fly trap; appearing as though the boxer briefs themselves have a boner.

"I dont know bro that girl might have the itch, you should do a boxer condom just to be safe"

boxer condom by beastmanrage November 28, 2011

Toss a Condom to your Witcher 

Geralt of Rivia was a slayer of the pussy. This is the song tribute to him.

Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plenty, Oh Pussies are plenty, oh oooh oohhhhh
Toss a condom to your Witcher, Oh Pussies are plentyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, Yeaaaaaaaahhhhh

Toss a Condom to your Witcher by Joehobo April 29, 2020

Open Condom Style 

o·pen con·dom style "Oppa-is Gangnam style" verb;

A anti-prophylactic act largely endorsed by the Pope were a small cross is cut into the tip of a condom that will appear in original condition when applied yet rupture upon its use. This phrase was popularized in the Korean song Gangnam Style by Kim Jong Un

*WARNING* This act may cause Broken Condom Child

Broseph: "Yo, you hook up with Stacy's mom last night?"
Brochacho: "Ya dude, she made me use a rubber though."
Broseph: "Aw that sucks dude."
Brochacho: "Ya, I know... So I went open condom style!"
Broseph: "Sweet man!"

Open Condom Style by DrunkElk August 4, 2012

Redneck Condom 

Plastic wrap.

Darlin don't forget your Redneck Condom!
Where is it?

In the second drawer next to the tin foil!

Redneck Condom by 4x4thatbiich. June 12, 2010

Cling Wrap Condom 

The act of using a condom that is made of cling wrap when there is no condoms available to fuck yo bitch and forshiz.

My bitch wanted me to have anal sex with her but i ain't got no condoms. I didn't wana get shit on my dick so i used some plastic wrap to make a cling wrap condom to protect my wang from poo germs!

Cling Wrap Condom by Azamatbagidov September 15, 2009