condom drive by

Your ex girlfriend is a slut and talks shit on you all the time and you just throw half a pack of condoms on her driveway as she pulls in with her new boytoy; indirect way of telling her to stop fucking people over or she a ho

Yo me and Chris just did a condom drive by if Emily's house

by Lgmobile98 March 13, 2016

condom explosion

When you use a condom during sex but it explodes due to large ammounts of cum.

I tried to use a condom so i couldent get my girl pregnant... But i had a condom explosion.

by metal nilla March 30, 2016

LCD Condom

A sticky plastic film or clear sticker that is placed on top of LCD screens to prevent scratches. Typically used on small, heavily used devices like cell phones, digital cameras, and portable music players.

Dang, I should've put a LCD condom on my Zune, it's totally scratched up now!

by PhoneHacker January 05, 2008

A Ghetto Condom

When someone is too cheap to buy a real condom for there "package" and they end up using seran wrap for protection.... and it doesnt help at all

Dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is knocked up!!!

by fbdiuwfd'aidsf December 09, 2006

condom raw

After several hours of boneing a worish slut your dick begins to get irritated due to the condom's lubrication evaperating

Person 1 "Dude I was so drunk and her cum box was so boored out that I couldn't bust my nut and ended up getting condom Raw"
Person 2 "Holy shit bro, so what did you do?"
Person 1 "I jerked off in the condom and threw it in her eye like a cum balloon, causing that bitch temporary blindness"

by Ali T May 15, 2003

Female condom

Similar to a plastic bag, except for that is inserted in the vagina.

Oscar favors female condoms due to his abnormally small and ineffective penis.

by betheahmmer0 October 30, 2009

condom swimmer

A small penis. A penis that effectively swims in a condom often designed for average but not NORMAL sized hard-ons
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.

Scott: "Hey Bill, did you see Max in the shower, I couldn't help be notice, he was washing his cock, I thought it was his fucking baby finger...I nearly exploded laughing...what can you do with that little stub?!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"

by psiscott April 09, 2006