Colton

the ultimate definition of gay

Don't be Colton.

by qwertys6969 September 7, 2014

Colton

One who has a gut and doesn't know it, is also quite unintelligent. Usually this male, doesn't get invited to birthday parties, although he comes anyways. Asks parents to set "play-dates" up for him, eats only cheap and processed foods, is a member of the lower class society, and tend to migrate from Wisconsin. Only mates with cousins, and in most cases, the male they call "Colton" 98% of the time has a speech impeditment. And finally, this creature is shaped either like a boar or a Doctor Seuss character. These creatures tend to be prone to severe nose injuries, making them look even more peculiar. Has a slight tendency to send out unwanted nudey pics, also says words like "nakey", "sexy time", and "kinky" due to the simple fact that he cannot pronounce other words. Also loves to hump and masturbate to inanimate objects.

Example 1: Person A: Colton you're putting on a little weight.

Colton: Weally you don't just make up words.. Wha da fuck is weight..

Example 2: Colton: Hey cousin, want to go behind the shed, maybe get nakey and have some sexy time, don't wowwy I bwought some bologna.

by GlentheScientist83 December 16, 2010

Colton

Douchebag acts cool around other friends tries HARD to impress others no self-confidence jerk in front of other people to be cool

That guy is a Colton

by Freshazdeycome May 14, 2010

colton

the act of homosexual anal penetration

i was offered a steamy, hard colton

by Pavolva January 1, 2009

Coltan

A large figure generally accompanied by an ominous sense of foreboding and a lingering smell of smoke. Has been compared to fuzzy animals, likes making inappropriate jokes about your mother. Synonymous with loyalty and truth.

That Coltan guy is pretty decent, even though he called my mom fat.

by Marshanic August 31, 2010

Collen Farrell

"Sexy man with no muscles"

Wimp

by Amber, Nicole,Dianna and Ashleigh November 1, 2003

Colton

A person who has trouble walking on their own two feet. Lacks hand eye coordination. Awkward in appearance and personality.

I saw a Colton try to catch a frisbee. It was funny

by Colton "Why am I Never" Wright December 19, 2011