Cold Munch

Whilst going down after a few light beverages you vomit on the pleasure box. However as you missed your last meal you lap it up and continue.

Whilst munching on the hairy garden Shaun vomitted peas and carrots. As he hadn't eat all day he continued his erotic feast mopping up with a nice slice of bread. A lovely cold munch.

by Lane Masters August 14, 2016

cold turtle

Personal interaction that causes male genitalia to retreat as in jumping into an ice-cold pool.

When she told me she only liked donkey-dick, I quickly went cold turtle!

by Bald Ginger May 12, 2014

Cold Sensation

When a woman finds an ice block has been placed in her vagina.

"Dude did you just see Serena's face?"
"Yeah it looked like she was having a cold sensation!"

by Porridge217 April 15, 2012

cold gold

Any ice cold light beer.

I could go for a cold gold right about now....

by mkillabatman February 13, 2017

Cold Robbery

To steal from someone without using treats or violence, but only through coercion.

Sean told me this person (the dead guy) had attempted a "cold robbery" and Sean said he would kill anyone who tried to rob him again.

by Bruiser Bradley August 6, 2008

Cold War

When your food in the microwave sounds like world war 2 but comes out cold.

(not to be confused with the conflict between the USA and Russia during the years 1947-1991)

When I pulled my spaghetti out of the microwave to prevent an explosion I found out that it was just a Cold War

by Ljones23 April 19, 2017

Cold Pillow

1. A headrest that is not warm in temperature.

2. A condition whereby a headrest is cool in temperature due to lack of body heat and therefore creates a pleasant sleeping experience.

3. A pleasant experience.

1. Man: “I flipped my pillow over to the cool side so that I could fall asleep.”

Woman: “Ah, the power of the cold pillow.”

2. I flipped my headrest over so that I would experience cold pillow.
3. Bob: This party is awesome!
Joe: Agreed! What a cold pillow!

by 5ryguy5 June 28, 2023