real life critter

someone you can't believe actually functions like a normal human being. is usually 30+, female, has kids, and thinks the world revolves around her and her feelings.

"today at work i got verbally abused by a real life critter who thought i'd personally insulted her. i wish i had."

by ihateclownsandchildren July 28, 2009

good riddance with those critters

The equivalent to hiccups, what "bless you" is to sneezing.

Corey: "Hiccup!!"

Nick: "Good riddance with those critters."

Corey: "Thank you"

by classeh September 23, 2012

critter

A term used for an extremely ugly girl

Damn that girl is a critter
Blacker loves the critters

by Shit Show September 28, 2006

Cliterati

A group of transphobic lesbians wishing to exterminate them from the community.

"Don't go near Cliterati, they banned me for saying trans women are lesbians!"

by thebigburrito December 1, 2020

hitlery clittorn

A radical fascist feminist dictator wannabe that ran for POTUS in 2016, but lost to a radical misogynist Tronald Dump.

Did you vote for hitlery clittorn in 2016? Oh, I see, you have a brain cancer.

by Murdoc Kylburne February 19, 2017

Critter Paranoia

Paranoia involving somebody thinking they see bugs and small critters (spiders, cockroaches, flies, fleas, etc) when there is nothing there, oftentimes involving fear of the bugs or critters.

Also when somebody is always looking around them to make sure no bugs or small critters are in the area.

Person 1: *checking all around their chair*
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: Oh, it's my critter paranoia, I really hate bugs.

OR

Person 1: *jumps up off the couch*
Person 2: What's wrong?!
Person 1: I thought I saw a spider crawling on my leg.
Person 2: Man, you got critter paranoia, bad.

by Larentiah September 13, 2011

Cliter

A name made for a Hermaphrodite meaning they have a clit and a peter

Bob: I have a cliter
Joe: a what

Bob: I am a hermaphrodite and I have a clit and peter

by Deidre May 29, 2017