Thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. Gravity and geometry conspire to fashion this matter into a beard-shaped carpet of filth.
Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.
Also known as a "manural".
Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.
Also known as a "manural".
by Mr Casual May 11, 2006
by C4isBad November 03, 2004
(Only applicable to females and homosexuals.) Noun. The act of attending a party, and taking laxatives and drinking large quantities of water 1-5 minutes prior, and then show up pretending to be intoxicated. One then proceeds to flirt profusely with a male who has deeply wronged you, or whom you simply despise, and begins to lure him to a secluded area, where one proceeds to encourage strictly anal sex. Once he is in, you proceed to let loose your bowel movement that has been building up the past 15-30 minutes. As a result, the object of your hatred is sprayed and ideally becomes covered with runny fecal matter, and quite possibly develops a severe bladder infection.
"Aw, dude, i got a bladder infection after Mary Anne pulled a Chocolate Revenge on me for nailing and bailing on her sister."
" You should have seen the look on Todd's face after I took my Chocolate Revenge on him last night."
" You should have seen the look on Todd's face after I took my Chocolate Revenge on him last night."
by Kenny Glass January 23, 2009
by vanilla_fudge February 03, 2010
Song by some guy named Tay Zonday. Completely took over the featured video listing on YouTube.
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by Dave8998 July 27, 2007
Shitting so hard that your toilet turns into a small African American fellow with a deep voice and starts singing a song.
by Pseodonym666 March 26, 2016
I spent 5 hours in traffic, there was chocolate at the gates when I reached a service station.
Excuse me, sir, the chocolate is at the gates.
Excuse me, sir, the chocolate is at the gates.
by Nietsxor November 08, 2009