chav

C.H.A.V
council Housed And Violent

usually spotted around mcdonalds or starting on people through town

"yea i was just walking through town and these chavs came up to me and told me im a twat and to cunt my hair"

"yea council housed scum!"

by Ashley Petherick April 9, 2008

chavs

Chavs, o! You light up my day!!! You think you're soo hard core (innit)with your "burberry" gear, flourescent pink tracksuits with scraped back hair into a "fashionable" (safe man!) messy bun. Your bling (bling bling) hoop earrings in bling gold, just make me smile, and your accents just are widely known. O, and the guys (you aint ma blud, innit bruv) with your shot spikey hair, and (fucking safe) swagger. Chavs you have come to take over this world, and you're doing a very good job of it :S . That's kinda scary.

Indeed, it is very scary, that the phenominal species, of the given title "chavs", are in fact, taking over this universe.

by Yo freako October 10, 2005

chav

Simple: COUNCIL HOUSE and VIOLENT; offspring of which should be castrated at 13 and females having full vasectomy at 12 or earliest clinical age.

This should stop the social cancer of this country and save our taxes spent on housing and child benefits extra.

Chav’s not working (safe bet) and offspring should be sent to Afghanistan or Iraq to draw on insurgent fire allowing our troops to locate the enemy with little risk to them self.

This parasite of the state is totally uneducated (except for theft, knifing and general violence), is commonly found (with offspring) in the areas of McDonald’s, Lidel and Aldi; and of course young children’s play areas. Easily identified by bad fashion of tracksuit, Burberry items, baseball cap and bling; and of course bad language.

Chavs are the true children of New Labour, thank you Tony Blair and Gordon Brown; I suppose compulsory voting is a guaranteed winner now; if only Chavs could put a cross in the right box!!

by Matt Black painter September 5, 2008

chav

a 12-16 year old, hangs outside macdonalds with his 'crew' of 'homees' as if they own the place wearing a baseball hat at a 90 degrees angle, a england shirt or polo shirt , (winter) a light blue tracksuit, of course black addidas tracksuit bottoms, white trainers and LOADS of jewlery 'bling'. if you take a slight glance they think you are looking for fight or some sort of trouble they will shout insults untill the person walks towards them, then the run off and continue to shout insults into the air. chavs hate people who dont lsiten to the trashy rap,garage,hardcore, R&B you are classed as a 'neek' 'grundger' or 'EMOOO' even thoguh there is nothing wrong with these type of people. HELP THE NATION..KILL A CHAV!

chav:shut up u neeks, we will bash you up blad. normal people: fuck off dirty chav!

by godvssanta September 10, 2008

chav

A teenager or young adult that thinks they are hard, cover themselves in "bling", dress in tracksuit clothes, sometimes hoodies, and stink like burberry aftershave and perfume. You usually see them in groups or gangs. Usually they like to cause damage to buildings and other things like roadsigns, and if you tend to approach one they start to intimidate you for no reason. Chav girls are usually fat and wear pink hoodies, preferably the brands mckenzie or bench.

*2 friends in school playground walk past some chavs*
Chav 1: Oi, ugly b**ch, ya startin on me?
Friend 1: I didn't do anything.
Chav 2: Yeh ya did i saw ya! Ya pushed me bruv!
Chav 1: Come on then if ya fink your hard
Friend 2: Piss off, pikeys.

by John Clarkie January 27, 2008

chav

Steretypically, the chav is possibly the most imbecilic, arrogant, mindless, violent and stupid person around. They gather in large numbers and hurl insults to anyone who does not follow thier 'fashion'. Which consists mainly of fake gld jewelry, Burberry, tracksuits and other sportswear. Also, a peaked cap is a must have all-season accessory.

-A girl all in black walks past a group of chavs-
Chav:Oy, you, you a fuckin' dirty greb or somefin'?
-Girl walks of faster-
-CHavs start to follow-
Eventually, the girl gets sick of the, and will find some of her friends, who sort out the chavs

by Nayaha! May 10, 2007

CHAV

A frighteningly unintelligent (AND POOR) creature with no morals or fashion sense. For more information see:White TrashandScratter.

CHAV: Oi! wot u lukin at! I iz well 'ard i iz mate. I'll fukin merk ya! Ya fukin gay goff, innit.
CIVILIZED PERSON: Pardon? I'm afraid i don't speak Working class scrounger language. Can you speak any English?
CHAV: YOU FUKIN STARTIN! I'LL FUKIN BATTER YA! YA CHEEKY GREB!
CIVILIZED PERSON: Please go back to your council estate you pathetic piece of POOR WHITE TRASH.
CHAV: YOU FUKIN WOT!?
(Luckily, by this time the police arrive and arrest the chav for breaching the conditions of his Anti Social Behavioural Order.)

by Andy_The_Righteous_One September 12, 2008