chair whiskers

It’s the pet hair that collects on the bottom of the chair legs from sliding in and out.

You have not thoroughly vacuumed if you didn’t remove the chair whiskers . or I could knit mittens with the amount of chair whiskers I have.

by anonymous March 30, 2023

Jonathan chair

A term used to describe a piece of furniture decrepit and disgusting in nature, slathered with human secretion like ear wax, boogers, and saliva to the point that it must be destroyed.

Can you believe that use to be a nice piece of furniture and now it's turned into a Jonathan chair?

by Mary Posa July 8, 2021

chair whore

a girl who borrows your beach chairs that you stole and fucks your best friend on them and leaves them behind

That chair whore did it again!

by dk2 August 3, 2007

zoffing chair

chair, once sat in makes the sitter "zoffed"

slob:"who's been zoffed?" (sits on zoffing chair)
everyone:"oh no!!!!!"

by munkah January 26, 2004

Chair Time

The amount of time you are allowed or wish to play Modern Warfare 2 in an uniterrupted block of time. The period of time in which you play Modern Warfare 2.

Please don't bother me, I have very little chair time and am trying to prestige.

by Owl In Dee Navy June 19, 2010

tippie chair

an irresponsible game, usually played under the influence of an alcoholic substance. The rules include finding the drunkest person in a pub and tipping their chair back and measuring the time in which takes for the person to fall backwards. The winners are rewarded with a cockie-slappie (see cockie slappie ref)

"Laura has one cockie slappie to her name because she gave that drunkard a tippie chair"

by Alan D B May 1, 2007

High chair

When a man is standing and a girl sits on shoulders supported by the man and he preforms oral sex.. while standing.

Man.. I put that girl in the high chair and eat that pussy until she melted..

by High chair September 30, 2017