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Cotton Pickin' Second

The equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. This definition dates back to the 1800's when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with "gimmie one cotton pickin' second!"
GuyFace: Hey! you done with that there thingur?
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!
by TheInfamousKiDd September 27, 2014
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Hurri-cation

When you are so used to evacuating for a hurricane that never comes that you use the event as an excuse for a vacation or as a "Hurri-cation"
My family looks forward to evacuating during hurricane season every year so we can plan our "Hurri-cation."
by KGuerriero October 18, 2008
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cotton pickin chicken pluckin music

humorus word for country music
Grown-ups always listen to cotton pickin chicken pluckin music.
by jrndakota November 12, 2006
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cotton camel

guy #1: yo man, you gettin laid tonight

guy #2: nah man, she's riding the cotton camel
by metalmilitiaaaa August 11, 2009
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ass cotton

the little balls of toilet paper that get caught and rung up in your ass pubes that are immune to being picked. Very valuable when collected in a large quantity.
1. When the nigger tried picking my ass cotton, he couldn't make them budge.

2. I had so much ass cotton wrapped up in my ass pubes that I no longer could drop the kids off at the pool.
by Daniel0504710 February 18, 2008
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cotton

(n.) - a shirt, t-shirt, polo, hoodie, etc.
Now that's some nice looking cotton you got on there!
by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005
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cottonmouth

A venomous snake found in North America. Also known as a water moccasin.
Cottonmouths have nasty bites.
by neitherday April 13, 2009
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