when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.
Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break
by Kool Mint Flava January 23, 2010
Get the card tardmug. When either person in a relationship uses the fact that other loves them or said that they loved them in order to make them do stuff for them or control the relationship entirely.
Girl: I wanna go shopping.
Boy: But me and my friends were going to hang out, one of them is leaving for the summer.
Girl: You said you loved me, if you loved me you would take me shopping.
Boy: Don't abuse the love card or I'm breaking up with you.
Boy: But me and my friends were going to hang out, one of them is leaving for the summer.
Girl: You said you loved me, if you loved me you would take me shopping.
Boy: Don't abuse the love card or I'm breaking up with you.
by joe725 June 20, 2008
Get the love cardmug. when someone creeps up behind you and takes their hand (usually their right) and slides it up your ass crack and then says "metro card", hence the name
by Jim March 7, 2005
Get the metro cardmug. A description of stating an interest in or membership of a given topic, issue or organization, regardless of whether the organization actually exists. Originating from the days when business and membership cards were a greater definition of who you were; i.e., membership card of the NRA or democratic/republican party.
"I'm a card carrying trekkie nerd geek and proud of it"!
"Cletus is a card carrying member of the National Racist -er, I mean National Rifle Association".
"Cletus is a card carrying member of the National Racist -er, I mean National Rifle Association".
by Grafikman May 16, 2012
Get the card carryingmug. The act of telling a friend's biggest secret to a bunch of people to purposefully embarrass them. Or, saying the one phrase that could embarrass someone at the current moment. Another way to say "BURN!"
Carl: Well I saw you macking on Lisa.
Greg: I was only macking on Lisa because you were throwing up in her mom's vase and I was trying to distract her.
Lisa: (GASP)
Carl: Way to pull out the Ace Card Greg.
-OR-
(Tom witnessing a fight between Jan and Dee)
Dee: You never keep your side of the room clean.
Jan: Because I cant spend that much time in there with all you Hanson Posters all over.
Tom: Oh, ACE CARD!
Greg: I was only macking on Lisa because you were throwing up in her mom's vase and I was trying to distract her.
Lisa: (GASP)
Carl: Way to pull out the Ace Card Greg.
-OR-
(Tom witnessing a fight between Jan and Dee)
Dee: You never keep your side of the room clean.
Jan: Because I cant spend that much time in there with all you Hanson Posters all over.
Tom: Oh, ACE CARD!
by Little Oral Annie January 28, 2009
Get the Ace Cardmug. The virginity attached to 3-way. Just as a v-card is what you possess as a virgin, a three-card is what you possess when you haven't had a 3-way.
J'marcus my boy what's good?
Son, I just fucked those two hoes Yolanda and Amelia, finally lost that three-card.
Son, I just fucked those two hoes Yolanda and Amelia, finally lost that three-card.
by D. C. Taylor October 22, 2009
Get the three-cardmug. The act of taking an object (preferably not yours) and swiping it between your asscheeks similar to swiping a credit card. Very efficient for quick, smooth paybacks. There is also a small chance to leave some Afterswipe, depending on how much is caught in your asspubes.
by DoutcheBag April 7, 2011
Get the Card Swipemug.