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Crackhead

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You are a crackhead for looking this up dumbass
by hydroflaskskskskksks November 18, 2019
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crackhead energy

Have you hung out with Portia alone? Dude, she may seem cool and professional around groups of people, but she's crazy, she has such crackhead energy.
by polyglot-wannabe April 26, 2020
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reversed crackhead

When you act sober when you are t'd, but act more normal when you aren't t'd
nina piazza is a reversed crackhead
by billy bob dunkin December 8, 2019
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crackhead

a crackhead is usually what VSCO girls call them selves.
vsco girl: (does anything)
vsco girl 2: omg your such a crackhead omg

vsco girl 1: omg bahaha and i oop
vsco girl 2: sksksksksksk
by sdlfifbsupinaev dfakghbarpA October 12, 2019
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Roblox Crackhead

A roblox user that looks like they just made their account 10 minutes ago(exaggeration) and suck at the game you found them in
You: The server is full of roblox crackheads
by Dababyballs February 15, 2023
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Crackhead Nick

A mythical figure, often found lurking near underpasses, abandoned lots, or your high school hangout spot, whose presence is heralded by the communal whisper, "Oh no, it's Crackhead Nick!"

A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."

The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.

A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
Dude, we were smoking under the bridge when someone yelled, 'Heads up! Crackhead Nick!' My man tried to buy my last blunt and offered to bottle the meter maid for me. I just stared straight ahead until he left.
by Lemmithy October 29, 2025
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Crackhead Couture

Someone who's Choice in clothing is impractical, doesn't match at all, and or is noticeably dirty. The person in question also appears to be unwashed and doesn't care what others may think of their appearance, suggesting drug use.
A: "Hey, what's up with Jack? He looks like he got his clothes from a Goodwill dumpster, and he wreaks!"

B: "Ever since his breakup he's been taking worse care of himself. He went from metrosexual to Crackhead Couture!"
by Creature Feature Sneakers January 26, 2023
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