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Dick Cheney 

noun. One of the purest forms of evil. An truly dangerous man who takes nothing except for money into consideration. Those who support this beast tend to be labeled as "piglets", and "beasties". Foul creatures indeed.
"Dick Cheney?....don't you DARE mention that name in this house! You might as well shit on the carpet, kill my children, or rape me! I mean...how dare you speak that name here? Just...leave. Now."
Dick Cheney by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
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Dick Cheney 

stupid and devious man. He killed that guy cause he was drunk, and he raised all the prices of gas. Vice pres. (but might as well be president cause the one know aint doing the trick)
(slured) He's wearing an orange jacket.. You pulled a Dick Cheney!HAHAHAHAHA.
Dick Cheney by Pub It up April 17, 2006

Dick Cheney style 

When you are playing a shooting game such as: Gears of War, Halo 3, Counter Strike etc... And you shoot someone in the face with a shotgun its called "Dick Cheney style".
I was Playing Gears of War teh other day and I shot their whole team in the face with my shotgun, It was Dick Cheney style.

Drop a Cheney 

To have a bowel movement. Poop. Basically, do a "number two".
The Dick Cheney reference is derived from the fact that the President of the United States is number one and rides Air Force One. The Vice President is called number two and rides in Air Force Two. Plus, the Bush administration is shit... so there you have it.
Maria: "Aw man, what is that terrible smell? What did you do to my bathroom?"
Paul: "Sorry honey, I had to drop a Cheney. That bean burrito really did a number on me!"
Drop a Cheney by ELP Charadester November 28, 2007

David Chen 

I hate work.....do you have a deal?.....(David Chen) "Fuck No!!
David Chen by BOB RUDOLPH November 6, 2009

stop having a Cheney 

when someone is freaking out and having a minor coronary over whatever topic you are discussing
A: did you here the team lost? I can't freaking believe it... ...everything sucks, how could they screw up?
B: It's only a stupid football game, stop having a cheney...
stop having a Cheney by Cameron S December 22, 2002
1. To engage in unethical coercive activities.
2. To cover-up for unethical coercive activities.
3. To smear a person who attempts to expose an attempt at covering up unethical coercive activities.
1. He was caught cheneying and was charged with felony jury tampering.
2. After having been caught, he tried to cheney his actions to avoid being charged with a crime.
3. The whistleblower was cheneyed and was forced to quit his job.
Cheney by Jerry T. January 18, 2006