Christmas goose

a light pat on the derriere of a female by a male, usually a co-worker, usually at a company Christmas party

after having a few beers, I gave Michelle a little Christmas goose, and she giggled

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

Reverse Christmas

To skull fuck a dead chicken.

"Roy, last time you did a reverse christmas, your wang got all skuffed."

"Shit, me and the boys are bout to do a reverse christmas on that fucker."

"There are many things you should never do, and a 'Reverse Christmas' is one of those things."

by Friar Gloam November 25, 2009

Half christmas

The day honoring the halfway point until christmas, generally June 25. Often celebrated with excessive drinking.

Steve: hey Paul, June 25! It's Half Christmas! Let's get fucked up, because we have to be modest on Christmas!
Paul: sure, I'll get the beer!

by Mistalazer June 5, 2011

christmas tree

a pine tree that you put in your house on christmas hovering between life and death until your brats open their presents and you throw the tree out. You then find pine needles all over the house for 6 months.

I always buy a cheap (christmas) tree.

by Kyle White December 29, 2003

christmas tree

The dashboard of a poorly maintained vehicle when several warning lights are flashing.

Dude, you better check the engine cuz your dash is lit up like a christmas tree.

by Max Debord April 21, 2007

Cleveland Christmas

Gently sprinkling cocaine on the recipient of a Cleveland Steamer.

We had a peaceful Cleveland Christmas Eve. After crapping on her chest, rolling it in with my hips like a steamroller, and then titty-fucking, I sprinkled the last of our pile on her titties and face.

by tex2008 April 4, 2008

Christmas boner

The raging stiffy that one gets at Christmas time, because of all the presents and holiday cheer.

Many people do not take down their christmas trees until after the new year, because they have some leftover Christmas Boner.

by Rick James, Beothch November 30, 2009