a cats fine too

When your grandma stops raping you in the bathroom and you so hungry for ping pong, then you remember your cat from Christmas.

Well, a cats fine too

by RRRPRGILYLAWIB May 6, 2018

feed the cats

Using feeding the cats as an excuse to leave and go masturbate at home

Hey ummm guys I gotta go home and feed the cats

by Dj damrow September 25, 2007

the cats meow

When someone or something is the best or close to it. Sometimes someone can think there this but are not. For example a person with a nice new hair cut who is still fugly but think there all that.See the dogs bollocks or bees knees or all that and a bag of chips.The cat’s meow is a fairly uncreative alternative to the dogs’ bollocks when children are in the room.

person 1 "that shot was the dogs bollocks"
unnoticed child "what?"
person 1 "oh erm the cats meow"

by funnyhippo April 15, 2010

Stray Cats

Two people who engage in sexual acts in the woods, similar to the way that cats would mate in the wild. Often times, Stray Cats are underage and/or have a curfew.

Person 1: "Goodness! Where are Sammi and Joe? They said they were going for a walk."

Person 2: "Oh, they're just being Stray Cats because they're not allowed together in a room with the door closed."

Person 1: "Wasn't Sammi and Adam being Stray Cats yesterday?"

Peron 2: "Yeah, and I heard that Sammi has a rash from laying in Poison Ivy from two weeks ago!"

by haterzbhatyn April 4, 2011

pictures of cats

Pornographic material. Pictures of cats is code for porn.

I’m gonna go home and look for pictures of cats online.

by RigelCode December 5, 2017

SnowLeopard House Cats

A mix between a house cat and a Snow Leopard. They are small tame easily trained Snow Leopards. Can jump 30 feet just like Snow Leopards. (Not real)

Similar to a white Bengal but, not. They are SnowLeopard House Cats.

by SnowFlame12 November 9, 2013

Dogs or Cats

I think dogs are better honestly cause cats hate me but i like anyones opinion

Do you like dogs or cats?

by Smalf January 8, 2022