captianize

to promote someone to captian

dana i captianize you. you are now captian

by H crazy August 24, 2009

cartion

The person that you think is hot from your most favorite cartoon usually off Cartoon Network and you must nut to their face while watching that very show to really be true.

Star fire is truly my cartion with her nice lush hair.

by Mr Chill On Your Big Old Cock September 17, 2017

carbide lamp of life

cigarette -the all-important ever-present light/flame that helps them on their way!!

the carbide lamp of life would become tiresome, i'm sure!

by michael foolsley December 23, 2009

cartin

a gurl is my bestest fwend.. so cool.. lolo!!!

Tiff says: lo.. ur the coolest.. yung fat lay lee!

by Tiffany May 11, 2003

Piela Caption Crunchy

Piela Caption Crunchy is a hot babe

omg did you see how hot Piela Caption Crunchy look in their new Snap story?!

by dahyuns REAL WIFE February 19, 2022

Baby Cacti

one who is spanked like a weed

"my girlfriend was such a Baby Cacti last night!"

by Baby Cacti January 3, 2008

caitiebug

Used to describe very large, visible hickies in obscence places.

Oh my GOD! Look at her caitiebug!

by Paula Martin November 23, 2006