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Summer- pudding cakes
Naked Dave-hmm
summer-are really good on a hot day
Naked dave-is it a pudding or a cake?
summer- both
kyleighnc- how awkward
Naked Dave-hmm
summer-are really good on a hot day
Naked dave-is it a pudding or a cake?
summer- both
kyleighnc- how awkward
by Summer was a bummer October 14, 2008

When a man skins of the foreskin on his penis and scrotum area, then soaks it in water until wrinkled. He then inserts his penis into a woman's asshole after she takes a crap and doesn't wipe.
by The Naked Newfag June 23, 2011

Coined by Adam Groff in Sex education (Netflix show) a ‘naked family’ is a family that is comfortable and vulnerable with each other physically (in the nude) and emotionally. A naked family talks about their feelings.
by -Lumi December 12, 2022

by deep blue 2012 March 17, 2010

by ace freeley November 9, 2011

where someone gets naked goes and knocks on someones door and when they open it up stand there for about one second and then run off.
by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009

A bartender asks if you want that margarita with salt or no-salt.It is difficult to hear in a noisy bar. It is difficult to remember large orders. There has to be a better way to ask for no-salt without using the word salt. The word naked works perfectly. No salt, no sugar.
Bartender: Would you like your margarita with salt, sugar or naked?
Customer: I would like a naked margarita.
Customer: I would like a naked margarita.
by Tiger dude March 30, 2009
