Kelp Burger

(Noun) The less than pleasurable poop taken the morning after a night of smoking marijuana as a result of consuming large amounts of bizarre foods.

I know man, and I paid for it this morning by taking a nasty kelp burger.

by The Amazing String-Beany December 8, 2010

The Burger Kings

The instantaneous diarrhea one gets upon consuming fast food, in particular an item from Burger King.

I was running late for work and had to grab a Whopper to go. Now I am late for work because I have been striken with "the burger kings".

by whodafuckizyoo November 15, 2011

shush burger

When someone is chatting shit tell them to have a shush burger

Random person : your hairline is dead
Me : shush have a shush burger

by Bigdaddymilf/dilf November 28, 2020

Salvador Cauliflower Burger

A specialized burger that comes with cauliflower

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Salvador Cauliflower Burger, it comes with cauliflower!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

fur burger

Slang for the female pubic region, usually in relation to cunnilingus.

Roscoe had to hit the Listerine after a particularly long bout of munching his girlfriend's fur burger.

by Seymour August 9, 2002

Burger Town

The best fuckin Modern Warfare 2 boosting spot great for getting tactical nukes (25 kill streak) not legit so you can pis people off and have fun like fags

*I recommend singing the final countdown song when you call it in*
You always should have a silenced gun with
Perk 1-Scavenger Pro
Perk 2-Cold Blooded
Perk 3-Ninja Pro
**Most IMPORTANT have a TACTICAL INSERTION on**

Hey lets go boost at "Burger Town" buddy!!!!!!!!

by MW2 pwnr December 4, 2009

lady burger

A tasty term for a woman's genitals.

1. I can't wait to have a munch on her lady burger.
2. She has a fine tasting lady burger.

by nurseblade September 25, 2006