burnt trumpet

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.

Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.

by FMBC25 December 22, 2024

the burnt

a synonym for the now closed infamous Eatontown Roller Rink

"yo A-Plus was fire at the burnt last night umpth snap!"

by Kitch Blackburn November 2, 2007

Burnt Twinkie boi

a person named deuce with dark ass skin

“hey deuce how ya doin”

“good how about you”

“shut the fuck up ya burnt twinkie boi peice of shit”

by nibbadude October 16, 2019

Burnt Toast

When you gettin ROASTED till you become burnt.

You become burnt toast.

Jack: You're brain's broken.
McD: Jack, brain's don't break. Please think .
Jack: Something I can do and you can't.
McD: I'm burnt toast.

by Bobhiggleton101 October 10, 2016

burnt grilled cheese

1 asian in the centre of 2 black guys

can be but its not only used in a sexual manor

sexually: hey wanna go have a burnt grilled cheese? ;)

nonsexual: hey i feel so sorry for that girl getting burnt grilled cheese....

by MISTER GINGIE February 8, 2012

Burnt kabob

When you are having anal sex with your woman and they take a solid shit while you are fucking them.

My woman loves to give me a burnt kabob on Sunday's.

by Punkorlust November 1, 2018

burnt book

Old fart
Refering to a downer
Party pooper

"What a burnt book"
"Johns being such a burnt book"

by Master of the urban April 12, 2016