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bryan

tends to be violent and most people named bryan are short and most likely asian outside tough inside very nice.
omg what did i do to you stop hitting me bryan.
by RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 21, 2021
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Bryan

A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him at fun-sized. Highly intelligent, weirdly wise, and always two steps ahead—usually in an argument he started. Thinks deeply, feels strongly, and yells occasionally… like a philosophical Napoleon with a Wi-Fi connection.

Despite his height, Bryan walks into every room like he’s ducking under a doorway—compensating hard but making it work. He’ll give you life advice while standing on a step stool, and you’ll still somehow take it seriously.
“Bryan just told me the meaning of life and then rage-quit over a group text. Classic Bryan.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
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bryan

very violent and hits people constantly, nice to some people. Most people named Bryan are short not only that but are short tempered too. and asian
omg stop hitting me with the ruler bryan.
by RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA November 21, 2021
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Bryan

A virgin male who spends his day loitering and cleaning whilst trying to live life to the fullest, but not too extreme. Bryan can be seen as the perfect housewife who loves dogs especially corgis
1-WOw i wish i was gay
2-why?
1-so i can marry bryan
by bigupsjunkman May 21, 2019
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Bryan Garner

The most retarted, dumbfounded, ignorant, most unlikly straight man on the face of planet earth. Not only is he a homo, he acts as if he is someone he really isnt.
Man 1: who is this idiot?
Man 2: oh, thats Bryan Garner. He is a lier and his whole life is a hoax.
by Bryansss December 21, 2016
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Bryan

a really mean person has no Rizz cant get bitches and plays Valorant 24-7 likes goats and cant stop drinking and going out to partys thinking he is a big man, wears bras
Bryan: IM THE MAN

me: ooh okay buddy
by KarmaxTheThird January 4, 2023
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Bryan william

Ay yo look! Bryan william Its a bitch ass queer
by Negrosan November 21, 2021
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