Island Breakfast

1.The worst possible sex act. An absolute. So heinous that the details of the act cannot be completely articulated.
2.The worst possible thing. The opposite of the Platonic Form of the Good.
3.A meal served at certain university cafeterias in Seattle featuring horrible tasting sausage and rice.
4.An explicative.

1. I would have given her an Island Breakfast, but I don't have a reciprocating saw.
2. "Charlie's Angels Full Throttle" is the Island Breakfast of movies.
3. The Island Breakfast looks good, I'll have that! (20 minutes before vomiting)
4.Is***d Br*****st!

Island Breakfast by M.C. Eli June 29, 2008

Dutch Breakfast

a joint and a cup of black coffee (best in the morning, can be enjoyed at every hour)

Rose: Hey wanna go for a mimosa brunch tomo?
Miri: Nah, let's do a dutch breakfast at mine

Dutch Breakfast by ganjaboyssssssss August 27, 2020

Kentucky Breakfast 

When you wake up in the morning and smoke an opioid pill (preferably Oxycontin) off of a piece of tinfoil, inhaling the smoke through a pen cap or other plastic tube.

Damn, Chris is a straight fiend. He told me he has a Kentucky Breakfast every morning just to keep his hands from shaking while he drinks his coffee.

Kentucky Breakfast by doctadoseydose February 6, 2017

European Breakfast 

When you have a black coffee and a cigarette on your balcony in your tiny apartment somewhere in the city or in your huge house in the countryside.

“Hey Sebastian, you wanna have some breakfast the european way?”
“Yeah man I’d love some european breakfast!”

European Breakfast by Snailyboy May 6, 2022

One handed breakfast 

Aiming the ejaculate from your penis during masturbation into your own mouth and then swallowing.

That dude thinks he's a perpetual-motion machine! He thinks he can just live off one handed breakfasts!

One handed breakfast by Clive Moonfruit March 6, 2014

Welsh Breakfast 

A mug of tea and a blowjob. Normaly in bed.

The wife gave me welsh breakfast in bed this morning.

Welsh Breakfast by Bobthebrownbricklayer November 28, 2010

Brewin' Breakfast 

This is a partnered maneuver that requires at least one male participant. You begin by having a partner move their bowels onto the head of a penis. Upon relieving oneself on the head, he/she places a cup directly underneath the penis. The fecal matter covered penis ejaculates immediately after the cup is placed underneath it. The cup is used to gracefully catch the fecal matter and semen and the "brew" is thus served with breakfast.

Boy: So yesterday, me and Lydia were Brewin' Breakfast and I missed the cup!

Friend: Aw shucks!

Brewin' Breakfast by 902boyz September 12, 2010