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Brandon

Brandon is da big gei
by Brando da Pedo May 21, 2019
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Brandon

A small dicked, homophobic gay, that always has dry cum on his chin. Also referred to as “Birthmark Brandon”.
Holy shit, ima bout to give her Brandon’s birthmark!”
by AlexLibro October 29, 2018
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Brandon

A fucking retard who needs to watch his damn tone
Friend 1: yo you know that bitch Brandon?
Friend 2: yeah he needs to shut the fuck up
by Monkly24567 November 15, 2019
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Brandon

A guy who rather than has one, acts like a really big dick!

Someone who mistreats or bullies in order to feel good/strong or validated.
Douche

Bully
Prick
That guy is such an ass, a total Brandon!
That guy was totally talking shit to that little kid, then after school goes up to the kids mom talking about how he just wants to be his friend.
One that can't control their temper and diffuses their feelings by being me to everyone,.
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Brandon

Brandon, they can be a real trouble maker but can somehow sometimes get out of it they can have big mood swings at times as well. They think they’re better than everyone else and have a short temper although never is anyone actually threatened by him.
Is that a Brandon?
And here comes Brandon.
by Nbd February 6, 2020
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Brandon

A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)
"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021
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Brandon

Brandon is the messiah
Anyone:“Brandon your the messiah!”
Brandon: “OH NOOOO
by Connor Perkins February 16, 2021
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