apple book

did you mean MacBook? the extremely expensive apple laptop

a: I need one of those apple book thingys

b : apple book? did you mean MacBook?

by saltysalsa November 26, 2019

Off Book

When you have memorized all of your lines.

Girl 1: Are you off book yet?
Girl 2: No.

by theatreslang July 16, 2020

New book smell

That certain smell you sense from purchasing a new book. New book smells usually come from the woodsy pulp of the paper.

I would describe it to smell like a bitter fireplace. The smell is usually very satisfying to avid book readers (especially me)

Person 1: Hey I just bought this new book from Amazon dude!!

Person 2: Wow bro, does it have that new book smell?

Person 1: Yeah dude, wanna smell?

Person 2: Hell Yeah!

by ihatecrockpotmeals November 10, 2020

Blue Book

A reality shifting script you design sexual fantasies and desires in and can shift into to fuck your desired partner and live out a life filled with whatever daily pleasure you wish.

EX:"i'm feeling Horny i'm shifting to my blue book tonight" *gets fucked* (teeheheheehh)

by harry'swhore February 24, 2021

Creepin' the Book.

Stalking known or unknown persons on Facebook for any extended amount of time.

"Man, I'm late for work, but I can't stop creepin' the book."

-"What'd you do all night?"
-"Eh, I crept the book, found some new friends"

by Kevin R Miller February 2, 2009

On Da Book

a prepositional phrase used to describe time spent on Facebook. Used to replace saying "on Facebook", often said after making a stalkerish reference to something seen on Facebook.

"I was lurkin' on da book last night and found a picture of my ex making out with a fish."

Girl 1: I wonder if that guy from Chem is available...
Girl 2: He is. He just broke up with Sherry who is in nursing school.
Girl 1: How do you know that...?
Girl 2: What? It was on da book.

by lurkin n' bookin' March 18, 2009

stalking the book

adding over 500 friends on facebook, people you don't even know, so that you can spend hours scanning through their posted pictures and reading their comments

Rachel spent hours online stalking the book.

by foe stigmund August 8, 2009