Glazed Blueberry Donut

The sexual act of jerking off and while cumming jamming your cock through the hole of a blueberry donut presenting it for your sexual partner.

Brandon surprised me with a glazed blueberry donut for our anniversary last week.

by PeterBoner September 27, 2018

Penobscot Blueberry

A bruise left during a session of rough sex.

Dude1: We tried out a new riding crop last night and Susan left a big Penobscot blueberry on my ass.

Dude2: Nice. Good times.

by t pot January 31, 2019

Funky Blueberry

A penis head that has had the circulation cut off.

These underwear are so tight they gave me a funky blueberry.

by Hot Hott hutt November 16, 2019

A blueberry

Anything that is not a blueberry

Is this pinecone a blueberry?

by FuriousChocolate January 3, 2022

magical blueberry

a word meant to describe an incompetent whiny bitch that is strangely endearing.

did you see todd fall of a flight of stairs?

i did! he is such a magical blueberry.

by berry potter February 24, 2023

Fucking blueberries

When someone is talking to you crazy or think they are the main topic

If someone thinks you care abt something that’s old you can say “you btcks are fucking blueberries”

by Bigdicmari&cherish March 5, 2025

Maine Blueberry Sniper

When you tea bag someone and fart up their nose and try and pull your balls out their mouth before they bite them

My girl and I were getting freaky when I pulled the ole maine blueberry sniper on her.

by Gator Bator June 19, 2025