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Drop Biscuit Fart

The most annoying of all farts. It is not as deadly and destructive as the dread cheese, egg or dog farts. However, the drop biscuit fart lingers a lot longer than the aforementioned farts. It's as if this fart is baking in the over just flicking you in the nose with its' annoying odor. You may or may not see a pale brown cloud emanate from the farter's ass after a drop biscuit fart.
Christ almighty, that goddamned Benson, he started off the road trip by launching a drop biscuit fart in the jeep and put the power lock on the windows. That friggin' fart rode the whole 2 hour trip upstate with us!
by Furiosa the Accursed February 22, 2017
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squashed fly biscuits

another name for fruit shortcake biscuits, a biscuit containing fruit and sugar. the fruit has the appearance of squashed flies when baked into the biscuit, hence the name.
henery: would you like a biscuit?

charlie: yes please

henery: squashed fly biscuits or garibaldi?

charlie: squashed fly biscuit please. i hate garibaldi's.
by henery777 June 10, 2009
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Captain Salty Tea-biscuits

"Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" is what you call a Shrimp Boat Captain that is a total perv and is so high on cocaine he doesn't realized he just had his way with and Gandolphed his own father.Yeah,in the butt.
Wow! I can't believe Ron went all "Captain Salty Tea-biscuits" on his dad.Did he really Gandolph him too?
by J to the V to the L August 29, 2012
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Burn the biscuits

When someone completely bungles a situation and fucks everything up for all involved.
I can't believe he fumbled on the one yard line, Bruce really burn the biscuits on this one.
by OpiumEater99 September 12, 2016
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biscuatchi

a person who trys to be touching up on your food. a free loader.
Man, I be eatin my food and my homie turns all biscuatchi on me.
by Nereida March 11, 2008
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bisclits

It is a girls vagina that is so yeasty that if she were to lay in the sun it would bake biscuits around her clit.
Hey did you eat that girls bisclits?
by cwall882 July 17, 2010
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biscuit

A gun. See Outkast song "Red Velvet."
You got a body guard, I let my nigga tote the biscuit" - Big Boi
by stankonia July 10, 2003
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