beach haven

the place everyone wishes they had a beach house. a place where having a bike is far more important than having a car. you can spend the whole day at the beach (surfing, boogeyboarding because you KNOW we got THE best surf in the world) then go mini golfing at mr. tee’s or spend the night at fantasy island. or you could spend the afternoon shopping in bay village. you could even spend the day at the water park thundering surf! if it’s a wednesday night, go grab some snacks from murphy’s and watch the concert in the park. when your hungry, lord know you want chicken or the egg wings. oh and you know that beach haven has literally the best resteraunts in the world. beach haven is the best place on earth don’t fight me on this.
Friend: ugh i wish i had a beach house in beach haven!

Me: yea lol that place is THE shit
by damchicka March 12, 2018
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Beach Haus

a long and storied end of summer tradition in which a group of people steal off to a maritime house for several days in order to celebrate the gift of friendship, renew old bonds, and get sh**faced for an irresponsible amount of time.
Question: Hey, how was Beach Haus this year?
Answer: I don't remember.
by Captain Adam01 August 04, 2011
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Beach episode

A episode in most animes when the group goes to have fun, this episode usually takes place before sh!t hits the fan. So enjoy the fluff while you can
Person 1: oh no the beach episode!!
Person 2:shit is definitely gonna happen next episode
by Mayaisabellapower November 29, 2021
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Beach Skunk

someone’s exercising their Medical Marijuana card
“Bro you smell that beach skunk?”

Smells like a beach skunk”
by br3ckhouse March 26, 2022
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beach money

No worries dude, I'll pay for it. I got that beach money
by Jenny why January 26, 2018
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beach sweater

High density full coverage back and chest hair worn on public beaches and office retreats staged at beach resorts.
Bruh! A seal!. No. Carter just 'stache-waxed his beach sweater..
by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020
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dog at the beach

similar to "out of sight, out of mind", but slightly more insulting. Refers to someone who is your best friend/romance when with you, but seems to forget your existence when not in your company. Came from a trip I took to the beach with my dad and our family dog. I asked if the dog remembered going to the beach when he was a puppy. My dad said, "He probably remembers being here before when he's here, but when we go home, he doesn't remember coming to the beach."
Bill is really sweet and attentive when I see him, but he never calls or emails me. He's a total dog at the beach.
by Nerdy_girl May 27, 2010
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