Ventura Beach

Ventura Beach, officially named San Buenaventura, was founded in 1782 by Saint Junipero Serra when he established Mission San Buenaventura, the ninth of the California missions. With a population of around 111,000 spread out over 32 square miles Ventura Beach is a coastal community in southern California 62 miles north of Los Angeles, 27 miles south of Santa Barbara and 15 miles southwest of Ojai. Ventura Beach rules. Enjoying a Mediterranean climate Ventura Beach is comfortable year round. Tons of sun and just enough cool weather. Ventura Beach residents seam to smile like all the time. And why not? Ventura Beach is surrounded on three sides by the positive energy of water in motion. To the south is the Santa Clara river, to the north is the Ventura river and to the west the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean. Ventura Beach offers great outdoor opportunities. Patagonia clothing started and is still headquartered in Ventura Beach. That ought to tell you something. Ventura Beach is totally bitchin. Check it out. You will be stoked.

Guy 1: "Dude you live in Ventura Beach? How bitchin is that?"
Guy 2: "So badass. Everyday I wake up stoked."

Girl 1: "Wanna go lay out at Ventura Beach?"
Girl 2: "Hell yeah."

Mom: "Junior nailed it moving to Ventura Beach."
Dad: "Cocktails then dinner?"
Mom: "I'm down!"

by Mr Special March 24, 2019

beach knuckle

As a noun:

A moose knuckle/camel toe presenting itself on the beach. Sandy.

Wiped out by a wave and washed up on shore with a sandy beach knuckle

by NukUBuk July 24, 2023

riviera beach

Where the bay, river, and creek meet. Just a sliver of paradise created by the lord himself in the heart of Pasadena, Maryland. Often referred to as Gods Country. The perfect mix of blue collar, white collar, American Pride, and friendly neighbors. A place so perfect that everyday is vacation!

Gavin: Is this Heaven?
Jeffrey: Nah, this is Riviera Beach.

by BigOlBeefBoy22 April 4, 2021

Beach Haus

a long and storied end of summer tradition in which a group of people steal off to a maritime house for several days in order to celebrate the gift of friendship, renew old bonds, and get sh**faced for an irresponsible amount of time.

Question: Hey, how was Beach Haus this year?
Answer: I don't remember.

by Captain Adam01 August 4, 2011

Dry beach

Dry beach is a beach that is like any normal beach with sand and beach chairs, but there is no access to water.
Which means that people sunbathing can never swim.

An example of a dry beach is the "clock tower beach" in Old Montreal, Canada. The beach is surrounded by a fence and is much higher than the Saint Lawrence River. So, people can not swim.

by Noa715 August 21, 2017

beach cricket

Quite possibly one of the best games in the world, regardless of your ability or knowledge of the rules.

Beach cricket + camping = good times...just make sure someone chucks a bat in one of the cars before you leave the house. The sticks you find at the beach might not cut it.

by littleblackdress35 October 3, 2008

beach money

Money found at the beach

No worries dude, I'll pay for it. I got that beach money

by Jenny why January 27, 2018