Battle Creek Blowjob

When one gives a blowjob while simultaneously inserting a percussion mallet into the anus.

"I thought I was getting a normal blowjob, but she got pretty kinky when she started giving me a Battle Creek Blowjob! That BITCH-ASS!!!!"

by Myke Dyker February 12, 2009

battle shots

battle shots: a game where two people incorporate alcohol with the battle ship board. often times people make their own battle shots board from cardboard and use mixed drinks in shot glasses.

man, i got really f*cked up from battle shots last night. it reminds me of my childhood when i used to play battle ship.

by pookielewis21 November 22, 2010

Nigga Battle

A verble battle between you and a friend, dissing on each other and commonly refering to them a nigga

Person 1. Nigga lets have a Nigga battle
Person 2. NIGGA i beat yo ass
Person 1. Nigga anit you dat Nigger fuckin dat ugly bitch
Person 2. NIGGA
Person 1. What Nigga you ont got shit on me Nigga

by Coosbaynigga August 8, 2010

Battle Chat

To chat back and forth in a quick fashion and to send a response before your partner can respond to your last question

Battle Chat see below
Rhonda

9:53 Chattee or Chatter?

9:53 At the SAME time means no waiting

9:53 I only have you to chat with presently and I get bored FAST.

9:53 I can send like 10 chats in less than a half minute

9:53 want me to show you how?

9:53 I can you know?

9:53 If you are gone too long you will have like a book here when you get back

9:53 Then you will never catch up with me.

9:53 It will be like having a DVR in the chat room, except you didn't press pause.

9:53 you'll just have to rewind it when you get back but then you aren't really in LIVE mode anymore and you will always be like 2 minutes behind me in the conversation

9:53 I guess since this is TOTALLY a one sided conversation at this point it doesn't really matter.

9:53 Where the hell did you go? To the bathroom?

Wendy
9:54 omg

9:54 ur crazy tech lady

9:54 no i cant keep up

by Rhondaho January 22, 2009

Battlefield axe

women who are in their mid-age or older with fierce and tough personality.

Peter: Gee! That woman is a battlefield axe!
John: Totally! She yelled at me like she is crazy for nothing!

by DeepBluenyc January 27, 2010

Battlechode

What you call people who call Gamestop for Battletoads

Friend 1: You wanna call Gamestop and ask for Battletoads?
Friend 2: Don't be a battlechode

by LittlePiotr May 12, 2011

Battlefag

Someone who's a fag in battlefield

Oh look, he's using C4 on his jeep, what a ''battlefag''

by Zenux February 5, 2015