Lucky Bastard

1: A definition for someone that is getting something that other guys consider lucky and want

Sorry for short definition, ^^

Girl1: Oh my cat just got on my lap!
Guy1: Lucky Bastard

Lucky Bastard by Who what where and why? September 9, 2022

You Delicious Bastard

A colloquial term for a cigarette. Often used affectionately by addicted smokers.

"Cigarettes have finally killed me. Like they killed my father, my father's father, my mother's father, my mother and her father. I just can't seem to give the damn things up. I love them! Sweet...smoky...cigarettes.

*sigh* You Delicious Bastard!"

You Delicious Bastard by deathmetalfan July 12, 2010

park a bastard 

Used to describe the act of defecation.

I’ll be right back, just need to park a bastard.

park a bastard by Ashurimitsu June 24, 2021

Ol' Dirty Bastard 

only the greatest person to ever live

you all remember his hits "shimmy shimmy ya" & "brooklyn zoo"

Ol' Dirty Bastard by nick January 6, 2005

skinny bastard 

A person that may or may not actually be "skinny," but is in some way weaker, smaller, or less advanced than intermediate/advanced weightlifters and athletes as dictated by Joe DeFranco in Westside for Skinny Bastards.

I used to be a skinny bastard, but after following WS4SBs III, I'm a slightly-less-than-skinny bastard!

skinny bastard by R A W October 7, 2007

Prick Ass Bastard 

A Sarcastic pain in the ass who gives everyone a hard time. Also, has the ability to turn any phrase heard into a sexual comment. Name given to me, Thanks Jill!

That Prick Ass Bastard turns everything I say into something sexual. What a pain in the ass.

Prick Ass Bastard by pstage August 4, 2007

little bastard 

a little bastard is a term of endearment reserved for the offspring a couple that loves each other deeply.

awww look at the little bastard

little bastard by elmo the super boyfriend May 30, 2010