blanket rub

when rubbing up on a blanket and as you wake you start to jiz all over your self!

Dam I woke up and was jizzing all over my leg and some got in my mouth this is from blanket rub

I was rubbing my blanket so fast on my penis I got blanket rub!

by DeleteThis January 1, 2011

throwing the blanket

To throw shade, but the blanket is worse because it's dark under there.

Beyoncé was throwing the blanket with Lemonade.

"Damn bitch have you heard Beyoncé's new album?"

"Yup she threw that blanket over Jay Z like it was nothing!"

Or

"Damn did you see Danielle's eyebrows? Looks like someone doesn't know the difference between a tweezer and a razor."

"Damn bitch you threw that blanket!"

by gypsy.ami May 15, 2016

throat blanket

A facial hair style where you shave all of you face and leave only your neck hair.

Jeremy: "Dude, I want to shave, but I want to try a new style."
Dan: "Just shave all but your neck hair. I hear chicks dig the throat blanket."

by Hisenburger September 26, 2011

blanket party

The process of giving someone a beating who clearly deserves it by wrapping them forcibly in a blanket, carrying them outdoors and hitting them with clubs made from heavy objects in socks.

Full Metal Jacket

by ass butt August 27, 2003

corey's blanket

to shoot out so much sperm that it produces a blanket

He corey's blanket on her

by jrizzo May 3, 2005

horse blanket

A disturbing series of images posted to Facebook by a couple who shot a 30-year-old horse and posed with its insides

Guy A: Dude, have you heard of horse blanket?
Guy B: Ew! Those 2 are disgusting!
Guy A: What- OH GOD

by testaccounto 174o December 3, 2019

defensive blanket

A defensive strategy used in ice hockey by Western Conference teams to prevent an opposing team from proceeding through the neutral zone (the area between the blue lines) to force turnovers. Originally coined by CBC analysts, although this same tactic employed by Eastern Conference teams is known as The Trap.

The Canucks threw a defensive blanket over the Blackhawks and kept it there with a minimal number of breakdowns -- rarely venturing over their opponent's blue line.

by ron_jeremy May 10, 2009