Pig in a blanket 

When you wrap a woman's long and stretched out beef curtains around a man's penis with the head peaking out. If it's that time of the month, it comes with marinara.

"Hey honey. Are you up for a pig in a blanket? How about with a side of marinara?"

Pig in a blanket by Brewman1919 August 18, 2017

wet blanket 

A blanket that is wet.

Man, I spilled water all over my blanket. Now I've got a wet blanket!

wet blanket by meeeboooo September 13, 2010

Banter Blanket 

A person who smothers fun.

Likened to a fire blanket due to its ability to extinguish fun by asphyxiating it at an early stage.

Person A: Hey team, shall we do an almost naked calendar for charity?
Person B: Hell yeh, I love getting my slong out.
Person C: Yeh everyone will buy it to see hingers!
Banter Blanket: No, absolutely not, we're not doing that.

Banter Blanket by Stewie B April 2, 2010

Golden Blanket 

When a man pisses the bed due to inebriation and then proceeds to fornicate with his significant other in his pee puddle.

Trevor was so drunk that he gave his girlfriend the golden blanket this morning.

Golden Blanket by McGuyver604 May 29, 2010

pig in a blanket 

undercover cop

I almost got busted trying to sell drugs to an undercover cop. I knew he had to be a pig in a blanket when he asked to buy some "marijuauna cigarettes". Then I noticed the doughnut crumbs on his shirt, so I didn't even bother with him.

pig in a blanket by spielhorst September 20, 2010

two pigs in a blanket 

Much like docking: two un-circumsized men: one man puts the head of his penis, with foreskin over it, into another man's foreskin.

Tom, and bill were bored and decided to be adventurous and not just dock, but have two pigs in a blanket

two pigs in a blanket by Daveystyles11 December 16, 2011

vagina blanket 

excess skin on the vagina. see also beef curtain

dude, i tried to eat her out, but her vagina blanket got in the way

vagina blanket by BOBBO May 13, 2005