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cheese bleed

When your cock starts to bleed due to a very toothy blowjob (usually performed by amateurs) or if you should ever happen to somehow cut your cock (ouch) it can be referred to as cheese bleeding. Also it can be used as a code to keep said cheese-bleeding a secret, usually from girls. Funny that. hmmmm.
Guy 1: oh my word, im in so much pain after that cheese-bleeding contest the mrs decided to have last night.

Guy 2: too much info dude!!

Guy 1's Mrs: wtf is a cheese bleed? I only remember going down on you last night and watching a film.

Guy 1: its nothing love, good blow job by the way

Guy 2: Hahahahaha
by hi11m4n August 4, 2010
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Epic Nose Bleed

1. When something so epic happens that you get a nose bleed.
2. A nose bleed triggered by epicness.
3. Blood draining from the nose after something epic has happend.
4. When something of epic perportion activates a nose bleed.
Guy 1: Dude...Your nose is bleeding!
Guy 2: I know man!
Guy 1: It's an epic nose bleed.
by Ilanea June 11, 2011
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Beverly is a BITCH!
Stay away from Beverly! She’s a fkn bitch! She thinks that she can do that swim dance! Ohhhhh... Beverly, just stop.. please.
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beven

The capital of Queensland is full of Brissie bogans.
by hinterland August 10, 2003
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Bleeder's

60 mg OxyContin pills that are colored red. When you take the red coding off of the pill with your mouth to erase the time release it runs off and bleeds.
ME: Yo Im tryin to take a trip to Ocean City right about now , you know what Im sayin ?

You: Yeah I feel ya , my dudes got some bleeder's let go

Me: yessir
by sniffelzzz December 16, 2010
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Beverly

Beverly, she is the best at everything! She is beautiful , with brown eyes, and brown hair!! She is gorgeous! But, there’s a little flaw. She is such a prude! She is basically Mary Poppins! She’s a killjoy! She’s a meddler! Do not let a Beverly know anything about you that you don’t want anyone else to know! She’s a gossiper! She is a fantastic decorator, but not so fantastic when it comes to the bedroom. (Whomp Whomp)
Just look at Beverly! She’s absolutely gorgeous! To bad she’s a prude in the bed.
by Herman11 September 4, 2019
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BLEE BLEE BLEE

The sound a motor cycle makes.

Something to say to get them going... To start someone up and energize.
As the motor cycle rumbled by, it sounded like BLEE BLEE BLEE.

Tyler, get up! BLEE BLEE BLEE! Let's go!
by bleechamp January 1, 2011
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