Blue Balls

A ridiculously painful condition that occurs when a man is close to orgasm, but is suddenly cut off.

Ladies, imagine if you will, that someone is going down on you intensely. You're building up to what will surely be the best orgasm you've ever had. All of a sudden, you're partner stops. You're about to ask what the fuck is going on, when all of a sudden you're partner slams a bowling ball up your vagoo. This is kind of like Blue Balls.

by Venompen September 10, 2009

lick my balls

A frase used to express extreme disagreement towards a request.
Roughly translated as "I strongly disagree with your request my friend."

Father: "Turn off the damn game and mow the lawn son."
Child: "LICK MY BALLS!"

by MsTr-Z May 19, 2005

the balls johnson dance

when you walk around naked and your balls swing one way and your johnson swings the other way.

I was home alone the other night so I did the balls johnson dance.

by rayjay October 12, 2005

Balls Soup

When the temp is so high that your gooch produces so much sweat that pools around your balls, creating a balls broth if you will.

Nathan: Dude it's way hot up in this piece.
Nic; I've had enough of this noise let's bounce.
Jerome: Word, I've been sittin in balls soup for like an hour.
Nathan: nice.

by L-Keebsy July 2, 2008

bubblegum balls

When it is hot and a man's balls sweat so much that they stick to the insides of his legs as he walks.

Billy: I don't think I can run just yet. Let me adjust. I've got a nasty case of bubblegum balls.

Todd: Righty-Ho!

by Grant_X September 6, 2008

Straw Balls

Its a Slang word For Buddy.

The origin of this Term is unclear but seems or originate from Northern ireland.

On answering the door your Friend says Hi Straw balls how are you?

Whats up Straw ball etc.

by Ancientcoptic January 13, 2009

Doughy Balls

When someone damages another's testicles with such hard force, that all chances of having children have gone, and all that's left is a blob/lump = dough ball. Doughy Balls

Did you see Brendan hit Damian's balls?

Yeah, and now he has doughy balls...

by Mumundeep October 11, 2011