Fe-Bag

A fe-bag occurs when someone passes out from excessive drinking and or smoking and a girl pull hers pants down and squats over the face of the victim and places her beef curtains on the nose and/or forehead of the individual in similar fashion the classic T-bag!

Nick: "dude what the hell happened last night, i blacked out and woke up with my face smelly like dirty cooch"

Bret and Jordan: "dog...you got fe-bagged when you passed out."

by tricknasty69 September 10, 2010

old bag

A haggard, perpetually grumpy, good for nothing elderly woman.

Gertrude: "So Frank, did you hear about Walt's little doctor's visit? Seems the rectal examination made him a little bit squeamish. Let me tell you..."
Walt: "For Christ's sake! Shut up, you old bag, and grab me a cold one!"

by Nick D August 19, 2004

Bag Job

1.Person with a sexually appealing body but ugly face. Said a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'. See also butterface and prawn.

1.I'd fuck Trish, but she would have to be a bag job.

by John Barry November 21, 2004

cunt bag

Shithead, vicious, evil person that represents a manifestation of all that is wrong with the world... The ultimate worst insult that you can use to describe your friends...

That bitch is such a cuntbag!!!!!!

by Not so super DJ Gennady April 28, 2003

daddy bag

The testicles. A place that holds semen.

I took a rock and hit my mom's boyfriend in his daddy bag

by dwayne May 13, 2004

baw bag

a insult calling some one a ball bag
as in scrotem.used in glasgow

barry your a pure baw bag man!

by finbad March 26, 2003

Empty the bag

To ejaculate, to blow a load, to cum.

It's been so long since I've been laid, I need to empty the bag.

by T-Knight March 12, 2010