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Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
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Allen

Allen a basic name for a not so basic guy that has an answer to almost everything and has multiple talents but still knows how to have a really good time. Can we the life of the party, and really good in bed
Damn Allen where’d you learn that?
by Nel&b November 22, 2023
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Allen

an Allen is a person that you will meet and if you don't want to kill them on the first day their name isn't really Allen
I hate this Allen I want to kill him.
by ihatepeepe August 17, 2020
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Allen

a god among men. Looks like he was carved from a block of titanium by Prometheus himself. Creates a following of devoted acolytes with a mere gaze, a male medusa. Both dominant and subservient to his women. creates a balance so perfect they cant help but always come back. The incarnation of an aphrodisiac.
Acolyte: Yo, that's Allen...
Everyone: Omfg... I already came
by Parthurnax November 23, 2021
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Allen-Marcus

You’re such an Allen-Marcus. This shit mad cringe
by Allen-Marcus November 23, 2021
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Hayden allen

Yo bro can a man borrow a cig. Ye cheers bro. I aint drivin, i might just not go.
Hayden allen you guna get a round in? No oh well
by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024
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Allenitis

Contagious disease that causes you to clap when you laugh

(Common) in Fort Lauderdale
A young boy caught allenitis and went home clapping to his parents ! His parents were worried 😔
by Crews corner April 25, 2019
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