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Alex is an absolute unit born from the heavens above sent to devour all haters of milk. He does not shw respect or remorse to gravel, is fears by many gods as the man who’s dong shadows the universe. He never takes a bad picture as most of them are of him holding a hienz ketchup bottle (his sponsor) He has at least 2 testicles, a four head and maybe a middle toe but can alwayse chomp a box of weetabicks. Alex is sometime mistaken for Jesus or sometime allah. If cause he is much greater then all of them. He wrote the bible and invented war the colour of his lightsaber is purple because he is one with your mums dildo his eyebrows are hotter then an microwave he despises onion gravy and has harvested the souls of many inocente kfc workers.
Alex:what is the Pokémon that Kalyan evolves into
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum

As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
by Greencapmilkmaster December 23, 2021
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An absolute spud, pretty small and derpy. Way smaller compared to someone named Harrison. Pretty cute tho. Midget.
Alex is soooooo short
by not a spud April 10, 2020
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Alex is a girl who doesn’t know she’s beautiful. All the guys think she’s gorgeous and she has no idea. She prefers to be called Alex instead of Alexandra. She loves her family through thick and thin. Alex is smart and a great person to have a laugh with. She’s very accepting and forgiving. She doesn’t follow the crowd and can get very nostalgic. Millenials piss her off sometimes. Alex isn’t blind to what’s important in life. Take your time to appreciate her because she’ll always be there. She also loves dogs.
Person 1: Damn that girl is not afraid to bash someone who deserves it.

Person 2: Yup, that’s Alex.
by PrettyBoyBeef January 16, 2019
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This man is a gamer he is a boi of goodness he will please you anytime of the week he can Rock Your World he is your best friend till the end never let go of this god
I love Alex he is awesome!
by The Epic g4mer December 17, 2019
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Sometimes Alex’s can be very dumb and stupid and fat and ugly, but 99.99% of the time they are hot, handsome, ripped, and loving. If you meet an Alex date him immediately. He is the best husband you could ever find.
Bethany: guess what

Felicia: what

Bethany: I met an Alex and married him immediately because he is hot and handsome
by StealthyWord May 21, 2019
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She is the most amazing and beautiful girl you will ever meet. Any guy who meets her falls in love with her beauty and personality. Her sense of humor is biter sweet. She is a wonderful friend who is kind and generous. If you find an Alex keep her!
Guy: "Wow, Alex is so beautiful!"
Other guy: "I know! And she's super funny!"
by Maybell116 June 14, 2018
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Alex's are some of the best people on the planet not to mind the sexiest there always open minded and kind a generally amazing person some people would best them selves bc of how pretty she is
Person 1: look there's Alex *continually bashes head of wall
Person 2: woah * continually bashes head of wall
by Wee lam dooler October 26, 2019
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