Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018

Father alan

A nonce who loves to touch kids with pleasure

Ahh here he is father alan

by Dieinafire October 7, 2019

Alan Y

A fucking legend who has an 8inch penis that loves sticking his penis in girls and all the girls want to fuck is tight boy asshole.

That Alan Y kid... I want to fuck his tight boy asshole so hard.

by trent_lmao October 23, 2018

Alan

The Big Dawg

Alan and big dawg the same thang like a synonym

by Dudelove24 November 23, 2021

Alan Shen

A man and/or prior that has a large penis, so large he needs a condominium bigger than magnums

Guy 1: “Hey Alan Shen”
Guy 2: *has enormous dong* “Hi yes, that’s me!”

by Russianbigboy69 March 27, 2020

Alan

A skilled sexy boy. he is very smart and handsome and very attractive. he has alot of friends and can master anything he puts his mind to. he seems to have superhuman abilities and is kind too. he can solve any of your problems and you are lucky to meet an Alan.

Oh Alan is so hot

by ygi, ig June 3, 2022

Alan

Alan will bang ur mum twice next to a fire if he sees one more urban dictionary post

Alan has gotten Chlamydia from ur mum

by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021