(Known as the pedo)This man is more than interested in younger girls to be pleased by and loves clingy relationships. He’s always loyal to his girlfriends and is a really smooth guy.
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Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.
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Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .
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I know this because I am Alan
Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.
Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.
Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .
Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .
Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.
I know this because I am Alan
Alan can be very unpredictable .
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his friends want to fuck him so god damn bad but he kindly says no everytime. all the girls fall for him and want to suck his 20 incher.alan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet but he’ll be shy at first 🗿 please follow @alanbsantamaria
his friends want to fuck him so god damn bad but he kindly says no everytime. all the girls fall for him and want to suck his 20 incher.alan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet but he’ll be shy at first 🗿 please follow @alanbsantamaria
jesus christ he was such an alan at the party.
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Person 1: Did you see Alan in class yesterday?
Person 2: Yeh man, he was on rapid fire!
Person 3: yeah sad that the teacher didn’t let him answer a couple of times. What a bombaclaat !
Person 2: Yeh man, he was on rapid fire!
Person 3: yeah sad that the teacher didn’t let him answer a couple of times. What a bombaclaat !
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