Alan

He’s a like a box .

Alan the box

by 808boiz July 27, 2021

Alan Miguel

Most perfect guy in the world. He is calm and has the sweeter soul ever, although he is very hot too.

"He is soooooo perfect, what's his name? Oh, Alan Miguel? That explains a lot."

by famns July 30, 2021

alan

anal with the syllables reversed.
oft mistaken for a name.

sometimes used as a synonym for squill

wrong:
guy 1: hey alan wanna go see a movie?
Alan: why are you calling me anal?
correct:
one must always hang a scrunchie on the door when having an alan party
also correct:
that alan bought a giraffe

by prophet of the word god August 3, 2021

Alan

Some dumbass who say the same lines over and over.

Alan says “no way!” And “Cuh!”

by Someoneyoudon’tknow August 16, 2021

Alan

Anagram relating to the activity that Alan's mother enjoys.

Why was sister named Teresa? Mum likes Easter, so she was named Teresa, just rearrange the letters. And you were named Alan.

by One-eyed wonder August 31, 2021

alane

Nah she rude she swear all the time at anyone named falcon .

Alane be rude to falcon-

by Ashley YT June 23, 2021

Alan

Verb: angry man with little penis who often has poop on his pinky.

He really Alan’d that girls butthole.

by Tyler Moser June 26, 2021