Cüşşş einfach der playboy . Kylie jenner wollte insta haben , aber Alan hat sie gekorbt . Wer Alan heißt der sollte könig von welt werden . Einfach baba aussehen , dies das . Wer nicht Alan heißt der ist eine hurensohn , außer meine Familie
Alan is a Playboyyy
by Alankurd_030 November 22, 2021

Easily one of the baddest mofos around. Incredibly handsome and some would say a he is a quite genius.
Man, that Alan Bell fella sure does know what he is talking about. Definitely not a bullshitter.
Man, that Alan Bell fella sure does know what he is talking about. Definitely not a bullshitter.
by Alabasterfrats November 23, 2021

A a perfectionist and doing things his own way, Alan Kulwicki was the winner of the 1992 NASCAR Winston Cup Championship whilst driving for his own team, beating the best of the best, Bill Elliott, and the son of a legend, Davey Allison. After dying in 1993 in a light aircraft accident, Alan Kulwicki would forever be a legend of NASCAR. A true underdog, if not Underbird, no-one has done what he did before or since.
Alan Kulwicki had won five NASCAR Winston Cup races, 24 pole positions, 75 Top 10 finishes, and one championship in 207 races.
by AK7Forever October 29, 2023

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

an amazing person that is very funny and your best friend they also make lots of inappropriate jokes
Alan did your mom last night
by big mommy milkers uwu October 5, 2022

See over there? That's Alan.
by Nikighdo February 6, 2021

Person 1:Alan is very nice but have you seen “The SHLONG”
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?
by bigboishlongpapiV November 23, 2021
