extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined

by the comand'r November 20, 2023

abortion fire

When the situation at hand gets way out of hand.

The infrastructure in Winnipeg causes rush hour traffic to turn into an abortion fire. Took me 3 hours to get home.

by Zhux September 15, 2017

Abortion

To Un-Fuck

I wish I could Abortion you.

by Burger-Man March 7, 2022

Missouri Abortion

When you force a pregnant woman to stay with her abuser until he beats her into a miscarriage.

Guy 1: Bro, did you hear? Missouri passed a law preventing divorce during pregnancy, even in cases of abuse!
Guy 2: That's crazy, we're going to see a lot of Missouri Abortions because of this.

by It's A Clown's World March 15, 2024

emotional abortion

An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.

Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩

by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025

Big Perm Abortion

When you impregnate a woman, no longer want the fetus to live, so you take a coat hanger and jam er home.

I had to perform a big perm abortion before the delivery date

by Sasquatch17 January 5, 2023

Hood abortion

A hood abortion is when you and yo girl do not want the baby, so you punch the female's stomach to kill the lil nigga inside of her.

"Derek's girl wanted a hood abortion, so he agreed to her request and gave her one by punching her stomach"

by HEXAZ! September 25, 2024