Aussie jam boy

A recently banned highly derogatory, controversial but somewhat tasty Australian job. Inspired indian jam boy started by the British empire in the 1800s. An Australia jam boy would cover he’s penis in Vegemite whilst caddying for golfers. The Vegemite would be used a snack between holes. Golfers with a higher handicap usually used more well endowed Aussie jam boys as they could store more Vegemite.

Hugo it’s only the fourth hole and you’ve eaten all the Vegemite you greedy bugger. Your Aussie jam boy needs a few more inches.

by Peadhan September 27, 2024

Aucostic Retarded Driver

An worse version of Idiot drivers, those fucking retarded individuals will cut your car off without a fucking turn signal, and turn it up midway while merging into your lane, and if you even dare to honk at them, they will flip you off, ct like the victim and threaten to call the cops, 99% of encounters with those aucostic people lacking 10 chromosomes will result in a road rage leaving you absolutely pissed off because of how annoying, fucked up and retarded those type of people are.

Anyone could be this type of person, but most commonly, adult woman drivers with short hair with a baby ass voice, (Karens), which lack a father figure and proper attention in their childhood

This person is a Aucostic Retarded Driver and shouldn't have their driver's license.

by Lyxtq October 6, 2024

autosexual

Attraction for yourself.

Autosexual.

by Catedrast December 6, 2024

Aussie twist

When someone grabs a mans dick and balls and twist the balls to be over the penis

Last night sara gave me an “aussie twist”, she told me she was gonna give me a free vasectomy

by Real garbage December 11, 2024

Aussie Femboy

An adorable little femboy with australian heritage that has a cute little accent that makes him blush when people compliment it.

Guy 1: Damn, Danny has such a cute accent.
Guy 2: Yeah, He is an Aussie Femboy

by AussieFemboy December 24, 2024

absoslutly

When your fellow islanders want to gift you a copy of the new Call of Duty and you are all like 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'

'Hey, we're gonna all pitch in together and get you the new COD so you can play with us!'
'Uhhhhh... 'ABSOSLUTLY NOT?'

by MattoMatto January 3, 2025

aussiellation

What Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee did regarding his locale over da course of da three movies --- i.e., he vacillated between living in da Outback and in various American cities like NYC and L.A.

Much of da humor in da "Crocodile Dundee" series derives from da classic "fish out of water" concept of back-woods hillbillies' trying to fit in socially in "modern metropolis" settings, so perhaps da movies' frequent aussiellations were an integral part of said funny flicks' hilarity.

by QuacksO January 22, 2025