Tuesday Ankle

Similar to a sprain but heals much faster so you can try things again on Wednesday.

Ouch! Watch my Tuesday Ankle Man!

by Soodohnimskie November 28, 2023

Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles

Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!

by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021

hair ankle

The part of your hair that reaches past the point of negative infinity and then turns in to the level of the wooly mammoth.

Did you see that hair ankle

by Grae byrd October 20, 2013

Ankling

When a Anka (duck) and a Kyckling makes a child it becomes an ankling. In English it's called a ducking

It isn't a duck it isn't a chicken it's a Ankling

by Hgstrmt July 8, 2017

Heroin Ankles

Lesions and or scarring appearing on one’s ankles that could be mistaken for scarring from injecting the drug Heroin. Usually caused by scratching bug bites until they scar, eczema, or actually shooting heroin though your ankles.

Jamie: oh my god, Trucinda! Look how bad my heroin ankles look!
Trucinda: oh no Jamie, are you shooting heroin through your ankles?
Jamie: oh heavens no! I got attacked by mosquitos a couple weeks ago right on my ankles. I couldn’t leave them alone, I’ve been scratching and scratching for weeks!

Trucinda: you should put some cortisone cream on them to help stop the itch.

by TheFalconReturns July 28, 2025

Ankle

Thus called because it is, on average,
three feet lower than a cunt.

Nothing to like about ANKLES, they are fucking everywhere now. wtf can be done.

by Twists and Twats January 15, 2021

Ankle doctor

A man, usually a teacher. He loves dem ladies and snoops around on school balconies trying to persuade lady teachers to come to his clinic.

"oh snap its the ankle doctor"
"miss janes better watch out!"

by Bellamotomotoswife May 3, 2020