redneck twinkie

When you fuck a small loaf of cornbread and creampie it.

Daniel creampies a small loaf of corn bread and s I now have a redneck twinkie!

by Redneck twinkie February 20, 2021

Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.

Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.

by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023

double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

twinkies down two

18 inch rims

Man look at dem sezzy twinkies down two.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Twinky

When a girl and a boy synchronize their oral, and the female bites the tip as the male cums inside her mouth.

(Biting a twinky bar and getting the white cream)

Yo dawg, my dick still hurts from that twinky last night!

by That_dude_over_yonder_420 December 3, 2017

Twinky milk

Twinky milk is a term used to refer a twink who’s being milked and drinkable item.

The man was happy to lactate the twink and drink his Twinky Milk.

by LordDoomShinji November 13, 2023

hot cheetos twinkies smash burger

gay sex position

themostsadpandas reacting to an image showing the string of words 'hot cheetos twinkies smash burger' on reddit: "this sounds like a gay sex position from urban dictionary"

by wongerMcdonger July 20, 2025