smart fortwo

1. Glorified golf cart
2. 1.0L Inline-3 70HP $12-17 car that gets 33 mpg
3. Fugly car that lacks of power, reliability, styling, handling, value, performance, and dignity
4. Car which only idiots buy and they think they look cool
5. To receive enormous attention from people. (They might be laughing and talking shit behind your back)

1. Jim, fuck this golf cart! Lets ride in my new smart fortwo!
2. I just bought a smart fortwo passion cabriolet for $17K! thats $243/HP
3. My smart couldn't get me through NY because it lacks of torque and power to climb the hills. I had to pull to the right and put on the emergency lights
4. ROFLMFAO
5. WOW WHAT A DUMBASS

by SKYHIGH May 01, 2008

smart tard

A person who is smart when it comes to some things, but retarded when it comes to others.

She's book smart, but when it comes to street smart, she's retarded. That girl's a smart tard.

by Smarttards friend January 21, 2008

right smart

Very good.

Her pussy is right smart!

by heathepw December 30, 2009

smart one

one who lives in their own universe

so smart it scares him,and everyone else.

by bill fry June 18, 2005

street smart

Manipulation of having power.

street smart will become known as power

by dont hate November 20, 2007

Smart Mark

Losers with no lives, who do nothing but surf the internet all day.

That hermit down the block must be a smart mark.

by Plushtar February 18, 2004

fake smart

When you pretend to be smart even though you aren't so you study really hard.

Sheena- Did you take notes?
Fila- Of course! i'm fake smart.

by Happy sunshine rain November 22, 2016