Slushy Pineapple

The act of cutting out a whole in a pineapple. Having sex with it. Finishing inside the pineapple. Then taking a fork/knife and slushing it all together. Sweet yet salty. The ONLY problem with this drink is that after about 10 you have to get your stomach pumped.

I'm very thirsty, would you mind making me a slushy pineapple?

by D-rok 817 January 12, 2011

Pineapple Rag

The act of masterbation, usually used while texting.

Do the pineapple rag if you're bored.

by Lord Andre Blackwood January 11, 2010

Pineapple ring

The dark wrinkled circle around your anus.

did you tongue punch her pineapple ring?

by taking it to far June 10, 2011

Daffy Pineapple

When two individuals participate in a Daffy Pineapple, they insert a bendy straw into their anus'. one end goes in each of them and they participate in a game of tag where they release gas back and forth creating a vortex of fumes inside the straw. then they remove it from their anus' and in turn, suck both ends of the straws at the same time.

My friends Steve and Jerry had a hardcore Daffy Pineapple Fest last Friday.

by Wiener Dookie March 11, 2011

Reverse pineapple

When your partner is in the plough pose, and do not face their feet, then you pineapple that ho/joe.

Joe totally reverse pineappled her and she felt it for days, then he forgot her name.

by ThatGuyJoe December 7, 2018

Pineapple Splat

When a girl is giving you head, jizz into her bra and smack her in the face with it.

Dude, I gave liz a pineapple splat last night!

by pineapplesplattt!! March 20, 2010

Pineapple on a stick

Term used when expressing a strange body shape. Characteristics include a large, tall, narrow head atop a near skeletal body frame. Classic example being Junkie-sheek Nick Owen of London.

It’s Nick’s pineapple on a stick that allows him to fit into those ridiculous womens’ skinny jeans

by Rachael Hibbert March 4, 2009