Count Von Pennies

A proper noun used in place of calling someone "Jewish" for being cheap.

Sarcasm Master: "Why don't you spring for the large fries, Count Von Pennies?"

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

penny carpet

To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.

I don't know what his rate is but he's definetly on a penny carpet.

by PHowesInCanal December 6, 2006

three penny beaver

Awesome, really great. A chiefly Canadian expression derived from Canada's first postage stamp of the same name.

That poutine is a real three penny beaver, eh?

by Brandon Barnett June 19, 2008

civil war penny

a dull, dumb, or simply all around unintelligent person; i.e. somebody that is about as bright as a civil war penny

That guy is so gullible, he's a real civil war penny alright.

by Mutorks August 12, 2010

Penny Arcade Forum

A breeding ground of stupidity and randomness.

The Penny Arcade Forum wil forever be my home.

by Bergy November 10, 2003

5 penny whore

A whore who is willing to provide services for 5 pennies. No nickels, just 5 pennies.

For his bachelor party, they all chipped in and got a 5 penny whore at the crack house.

by Kod1ak January 23, 2005

dirty penny dj

when a guy or girl licks a girl's cornhole while fingering her. Similar to a rusty trombone but for girls. Could also be known as a rusty kazoo

she gave me a rusty trombone so i felt compelled to give her the dirty penny dj

by HStuffMStuff July 23, 2010