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1) A trough donkey is a name given to a seemingly boisterous, over-weight, sweaty person (male or female) who is dancing like they are a Size 6 in a club, and just look absolutely ridiculous. It normally comes with a variety of other sentences, such as "rolling up to the trough, and click clock". These sentences help you communicate with people around you (without actually alerting the T.D) that there is a Trough Donkey nearby.
2) You can also call someone a trough donkey when they wear high heels a lot, and do so in completely unnecessary situations. E.g. Such as a being a trash collector, gardening, or driving a digger ... Yes there are people out there who do this. And in this situation, additional sentences can be used to highlight their T.D. behaviour, by saying: "click clock click clock". Once again this is to help you communicate with those around you, that there is a Trough Donkey nearby.
3) Some other abbreviated versions can be used (but are not restricted to) when you address people such as: Trough, Trough Donker Donk, T.D, or you can refer to someone who constantly displays blatant Trough Donkey behaviour as "trough donkey kong". This is highlighting to them in a subtle way, that they are the King of Trough Donkey behaviour, and this sort behaviour needs an intervention plan, such as: starting a douche payment jar immediately.
1) A trough donkey is a name given to a seemingly boisterous, over-weight, sweaty person (male or female) who is dancing like they are a Size 6 in a club, and just look absolutely ridiculous. It normally comes with a variety of other sentences, such as "rolling up to the trough, and click clock". These sentences help you communicate with people around you (without actually alerting the T.D) that there is a Trough Donkey nearby.
2) You can also call someone a trough donkey when they wear high heels a lot, and do so in completely unnecessary situations. E.g. Such as a being a trash collector, gardening, or driving a digger ... Yes there are people out there who do this. And in this situation, additional sentences can be used to highlight their T.D. behaviour, by saying: "click clock click clock". Once again this is to help you communicate with those around you, that there is a Trough Donkey nearby.
3) Some other abbreviated versions can be used (but are not restricted to) when you address people such as: Trough, Trough Donker Donk, T.D, or you can refer to someone who constantly displays blatant Trough Donkey behaviour as "trough donkey kong". This is highlighting to them in a subtle way, that they are the King of Trough Donkey behaviour, and this sort behaviour needs an intervention plan, such as: starting a douche payment jar immediately.
Def 1)
Guy1: "bro look at that trough donkey over there!"
Guy 2: "aw shit bro, watch her she's rolling up to the trough (dancefloor)"
Def 2)
Girl 1: "Daym girl, you seriously need to cut this click clock click clock shit out"
Girl 2: "why?! I look good"
Girl 1: "Giirrlll, aint nobody gonna be looking at some dam trough donkey, click clocking all over da place! You better sort your shit"
Def 3)
Girl 1: "Hey Trough! How ya doing?"
Guy1: "What'd you call me?"
Girl 1: "awwww nothing, mah fav wee Trough Donkey Kong, you want in on pizza?"
Guy1: "bro hand me that jar"
Guy2 **hands over douche payment jar**
Guy1: "bro look at that trough donkey over there!"
Guy 2: "aw shit bro, watch her she's rolling up to the trough (dancefloor)"
Def 2)
Girl 1: "Daym girl, you seriously need to cut this click clock click clock shit out"
Girl 2: "why?! I look good"
Girl 1: "Giirrlll, aint nobody gonna be looking at some dam trough donkey, click clocking all over da place! You better sort your shit"
Def 3)
Girl 1: "Hey Trough! How ya doing?"
Guy1: "What'd you call me?"
Girl 1: "awwww nothing, mah fav wee Trough Donkey Kong, you want in on pizza?"
Guy1: "bro hand me that jar"
Guy2 **hands over douche payment jar**
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Get the Trough Donkey mug.Derogatory Slang for a Flight attendant. Generally used by Pilot Wives who suffer from the delusion that their husbands could be named sexiest man alive by People magazine and that every flight attendant is attempting to fuck him.
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Get the Aisle Donkey mug.A label used to describe a person who prefers the floor as a vessel for their bowel movements and other calls of nature rather than a toilet, urinal, or garbage can.
Bro, did you see the bathroom yesterday?The walls and floor were covered with shit but the fucking toilet didn't suffer even a stain.
Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"
Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"
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Get the Stall Donkey mug.Usually a critical care or emergency medicine nurse who is “here for it”. The one who runs a tight ship and you the one look to when you don’t know what to do. They have a poker face you couldn’t break with a hammer and their internal dialog is 99% expletives and the constant sound of screechy, rusty airplane breaks coming to a halt. The one that calmly tells you to call a code and then 30 seconds later, opens epinephrine with their teeth. This nurse usually burns out quickly and drinks after work.
Did you see Alyssa during that trauma? She is a total chaos donkey the way she stopped the bleeding with her foot while putting an IV in that guy without a single twitch or moment of hesitation!
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