crap holder

a motherfucking shit head who has liquid doo-doo for brains

Josh:do you know shanel hill?
cameron:yeah that bitch is a crap holder

by the cobra February 25, 2005

crap slap

The act of applying fecal matter to another by placing it in the palm of ones hand and slapping a person.

Billy returned from the bathroom and applied a wicked crap slap to Tommy, covering his face in fecal matter with an audible crack.

by Da Definer November 07, 2006

piece of crap

Your mom's idiot boyfriend, who is a piece of crap, and will never grow-up.

mom: "Just drop it already."
piece of crap (idiot boyfriend): "No, you drop it!"
mom: "Can you just grow-up already??"
piece of crap (idiot boyfriend): "Make me!!" *in a mocking voice* "Can't you just grow-up already??"

by Unconditional Elysium July 09, 2006

crap art

Art which is created based on the belief that its creation is more important than its consumption.

Jeff: "Did you hear that new album that Chuck and his band put together in a day?"

George: "Yeah, I heard it's crap art, but it still sounds pretty good."

by seanfiend13 September 02, 2006

crap basket

A Christmas package/hamper containing useless food items, usually from the Dollar store.

Here we go again, another crap basket from my mother-in-law. Merry frickin' Christmas.

by hambuggafixa' January 28, 2006

Crap Fap

Alternate slang for the act of masturbation or "fapping" but using diarrhea as lubricant.

Jack N. Off: "Masturbating is getting too expensive these days. I can't afford KY."
Ijer Kit: "Start crap fapping. Diarrhea is free, isn't it?"

by Ching Mang Wong February 17, 2009

crap on crust

Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza

Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.

by terd ferguson February 17, 2005