Beach Nigger

any man or woman from an island country when in the summertime can be seen to buy food in a sandwich bag, big-boned or overtly taller and built/shaped/complexion as if they spent every waking minute on the beach .. usually drive automobiles without top or wrangler Jeep buggy that seats 4 and usually strikes on prom night

see someone walking in slides on late spring or summer night with wife beater (medium or small size a-shirt) say to self BEACH NIGGER

by iconoclast celebrity January 25, 2022

claytona beach

Claytona beach is a pretty litty person that is pretty good at baseball and is a really good friend. (Can you guys please publish this for his sake)

Claytona beach is pretty cool and fun to talk to.

by Sopy (pillow) May 23, 2019

beach giraffes

What humans be called in Spongebob.

Nearly naked beach giraffes!

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 31, 2022

Ventura Beach

Ventura Beach, officially named San Buenaventura, was founded in 1782 by Saint Junipero Serra when he established Mission San Buenaventura, the ninth of the California missions. With a population of around 111,000 spread out over 32 square miles Ventura Beach is a coastal community in southern California 62 miles north of Los Angeles, 27 miles south of Santa Barbara and 15 miles southwest of Ojai. Ventura Beach rules. Enjoying a Mediterranean climate Ventura Beach is comfortable year round. Tons of sun and just enough cool weather. Ventura Beach residents seam to smile like all the time. And why not? Ventura Beach is surrounded on three sides by the positive energy of water in motion. To the south is the Santa Clara river, to the north is the Ventura river and to the west the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean. Ventura Beach offers great outdoor opportunities. Patagonia clothing started and is still headquartered in Ventura Beach. That ought to tell you something. Ventura Beach is totally bitchin. Check it out. You will be stoked.

Guy 1: "Dude you live in Ventura Beach? How bitchin is that?"
Guy 2: "So badass. Everyday I wake up stoked."

Girl 1: "Wanna go lay out at Ventura Beach?"
Girl 2: "Hell yeah."

Mom: "Junior nailed it moving to Ventura Beach."
Dad: "Cocktails then dinner?"
Mom: "I'm down!"

by Mr Special March 24, 2019

beach knuckle

As a noun:

A moose knuckle/camel toe presenting itself on the beach. Sandy.

Wiped out by a wave and washed up on shore with a sandy beach knuckle

by NukUBuk July 24, 2023

Beach Haus

a long and storied end of summer tradition in which a group of people steal off to a maritime house for several days in order to celebrate the gift of friendship, renew old bonds, and get sh**faced for an irresponsible amount of time.

Question: Hey, how was Beach Haus this year?
Answer: I don't remember.

by Captain Adam01 August 4, 2011

riviera beach

Where the bay, river, and creek meet. Just a sliver of paradise created by the lord himself in the heart of Pasadena, Maryland. Often referred to as Gods Country. The perfect mix of blue collar, white collar, American Pride, and friendly neighbors. A place so perfect that everyday is vacation!

Gavin: Is this Heaven?
Jeffrey: Nah, this is Riviera Beach.

by BigOlBeefBoy22 April 4, 2021